Mudgie

Trying to stick your finger in someone’s butt by surprise. And your finger comes out dirty. Kind of like a wedgy.

I gave Joe a Mudgie.

by anonymous September 5, 2023

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Mudpig

Ghost of Kyiv and a very unprofessional football player. He plays for the worst club in London, Chelsea where he was supposed to be "New Chelsea Hazard" but instead he became Real Madrid Hazard. Fraud and a digusting player who should get shipped back to Ukraine ASAP.

-Ghost of Kyiv had a massive stinker again…
-You mean Mudpig?

by Jude Smellingham June 9, 2024

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Mud Pie

A fake word made up to convince Sam Lawler and to prove how gullible he is.

Those mud pies need to leave the house right now.

by Elemxnt April 5, 2025

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strawberry mud pie

The act of sharting and queefing on your period, shooting crap and blood out on ones face.

She gave me a messy strawberry mud pie on our first date.

by creamypoops31987 April 16, 2014

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Macedonian Mudpit

An inaugural gathering of quakers ceremonially digging a hole. This hole is then filled with elephant cum and wallowed in by Syrian rent boys, the purpose of this being silky smooth skin which in turn results in osmosis of the mushroom tip, expanding on average 50-60%. The aim of expanding the mushroom tip is to cure the shortage of wine corks.This completes the circle back to quakers, who are notorious wine drinkers.

Dave- Christ, Steve, where have you been all weekend?!
Steve- **wipes mushroom tip** "Not sure I wanna talk about it mate..."
Dave- Come on lad, spill the beans
Steve- **swiftly inserts mushroom tip in wine bottle**"Just got back from Syria, tough work out there, fucking hate those quaker cunts"

Macedonian Mudpit

by clairebaldini November 15, 2018

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