ghetto mart

Noun. Any liquor store in your neighborhood. Usually located on a corner. A Ghetto Mart normally sells malt liquor, cigarettes, candy, cracky snacks (twinkies & nutty bars), microwaveable burritos, Lottery tickets and the like. Produce is usually limited to limes, potatoes and onions. They also stock Brillo pads, but normally keep them behind the counter, as to know who the neighborhood crackheads are.
Also known as a Crack Mart. Ghetto Mart owners are none to pleased to find out that you refer to them as the "Ghetto Mart", they usually say things like, "What's wrong with us?, Why are you dogging us? or, Why can't you just call us Lee's Market, after all that's what the sign say's, dosen't it?"

DJ Willow from Paris: Oh,Dag! were all out of Blunt wraps! I'm going to the Ghetto Mart to stock up, do you want me to get you anything while I'm there?

Jiffy: You're going? Hell Yes! Get me a case of Corona and a Cracky snack.

DJ Willow from Paris: Do you prefer a salty or sweet Cracky snack?

Jiffy: Um,...That's a toughie, better get me both.

DJ Willow from Paris: Okay, Roger That!

by DJ Willow from Paris July 25, 2007

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Martha's Vineyard

Known for short as "MV", it is an island that is part of Massachusetts and is located off the coast of Cape Cod. It is the premier summer destination in all of New England, hands down. Unlike many other summer destinations, it provides a great variety of landscapes/locations. The up-island beaches of Aquinnah, Chilmark, West Tisbury, and Edgartown are the nicest ones on the island, and host the best bonfires around. The more "in-town" spots such as Vineyard Haven, Oak Bluffs, and Edgartown are always booming with people in the summer, and are each great in their own unique way. Vineyard Haven is populated by many islanders, Oak Bluffs is the true "summer town", and Edgartown is the slighty fancier and more aristocratic of the three. Everyone has to experience this amazing place at least once in their lifetime, and when they do so, they should abide by these guidelines: Don't rent a moped, don't flaunt your tourist status, don't buy too much at the Black Dog (one t-shirt is ENOUGH), make sure to experience the whole island, try to avoid the cheesy tourbus, stay with somebody you know who is a regular there, and last but not least do everything in your power to come back again and again.

"I'm heading down to Martha's Vineyard for the summer."

by Chuck14 July 24, 2008

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maartje

the most amazing and beautiful person ever. never let her go if its in your life. She is very thicc🍑 she is loyal in a relationship. if you see her you by like woahh she is gorgeous.

a guy: wow what is she a beutyyy
a girl: that has to by a maartje

by karinn October 29, 2019

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Martha

A beautiful intelligent girl who everyone wants to be friends who is very kind and willing to do most things things and has a dark side to them which no one knows about but you are very lucky if your friend or best friend is called martha as they are very caring and loyal as long as you are for them you are very lucky if they are your girlfriend as they will care for you and are very loyal and a very pleasant person to be around and they are amazing at lots of things and after finding something they want to do they will dedicate their life to it and they are very althetic and sporty and also really pretty and hot.

me:did you see that girl over there she is so hot
friend: i know their name must be martha

by Kalini January 4, 2022

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wal-mart bingo

When going into a wal-mart store you and a buddy have to pick 3 types of people each that may be in the store. These people are common people in the store like nascar famalies, camoflauge family, sports jersey wearing guy, and creepy poneytail guy.

guy 1: Lets go to wal-mart to see the trash there.
guy 2: ok, lets play wal-mart bingo.

by I h8 wal-mart 1 November 27, 2011

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