Milk Moustache

When you cum across a girls upper lip

Guy 1: Man you see that chick ogre there?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: I'd totally give her a milk moustache

by zombiecrisis January 22, 2014

Dirty Moustache

Always on a Female, it's when she first notices small bit of fluff on her upper lip, she then shaves it off- not knowing that for life she is going to have a dirty moustache. She will then try to cover it up with some cheap poundshop makeup.

Look at that Nurse... she's got a dirty moustache

by dr_evil123 July 1, 2010

Tooth Moustache

When pubic hair gets stuck in someones braces while giving oral. This makes it a lot less horny.

H: yesterday S gave me a bj but my pubes got stuck in her braces
A: LOL! she got a tooth moustache

by @[][]!# February 21, 2013

pussy moustache

Hitler style bush of hair above the lips after puss- scaping.

Thought I as getting with the Furor when I went down on her. Had that Pussy Moustache hovering under my nose. Gave her my best "Seig Heil"!

by JjjjjjjjjjjjJosh January 4, 2017

Filthy Moustache

The act of trimming pubic hair off his/her genatal area and gluing it under the nose creating a filthy curly moustache.

Brad was so drunk when he past out last night so I gave him a filthy moustache!

by Rodney L July 27, 2011

Manav’s moustache

A horrifying moustache that terrifies most young children

That’s very Manav’s moustache

by Shark and May 9, 2019

Labia Moustache

Female pubic hair

5 Year Old who complains about having a labia moustache: I DON'T WIKE HAVING A WABIA MOUSTACHE! IT HUWTS! MY WABIA MOUSTACHE HUWTS!

by ZachGalifianafuck June 2, 2011