Awkwardly tripping onto my face on the dance floor turned into a mistakortunity to break into a head spin!
by The Jo Effect October 26, 2016
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I'm mistaken bar sweetheart, so telling everyone your slutty secret to spite you was mere enjoyment .
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Mahir: Hey Leo I think I was mistakening when we did anal.
Leo: Yeah maybe we should just give blow jobs next time.
Leo: Yeah maybe we should just give blow jobs next time.
by LEOS LOVER October 18, 2018
Get the Mistakening mug.When a female employee of McDonald’s has been flippin’ burgers and salting french fries in the un air conditioned, humid, grease covered restaurant kitchen for hours her body produces grease textured sweat and she becomes disgustingly attractive and somewhat appetizing looking. So good you want to dip your nuggets in her.
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A wank goblin (correct term: Mastabatory Goblin) is a creature that bites off a teenage boy's penis when he wanks too much.
The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.
Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.
The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.
Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.
Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) :
James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!
Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...
James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!
Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...
by Jamal Gordon-King January 5, 2010
Get the Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) mug.- An error or fault resulting from defective judgment, deficient knowledge, or carelessness.
- A misconception or misunderstanding.
- A word people like to throw around when someone they claim to be "friends with" does something they don't agree with or like. A way of belittling someone. A way to try and manipulate people's actions or future actions. Ignorance.
See clannie, plague, tard, sheep, lemming, troll, whoops, opps, WTF.
- A misconception or misunderstanding.
- A word people like to throw around when someone they claim to be "friends with" does something they don't agree with or like. A way of belittling someone. A way to try and manipulate people's actions or future actions. Ignorance.
See clannie, plague, tard, sheep, lemming, troll, whoops, opps, WTF.
1) "I made a grave mistake when I ate that Haggis. It looked good, but it tasted like ass."
2) "When I called you "smart", I had no idea you were really such an idiot and a lemming. My mistake."
3) "I have to allow people to make mistakes. It's not my fault they like people who I think SUCK."
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"Being friends with Jane Doe is a mistake. But, I won't tell you what to do or how to think."
2) "When I called you "smart", I had no idea you were really such an idiot and a lemming. My mistake."
3) "I have to allow people to make mistakes. It's not my fault they like people who I think SUCK."
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"Being friends with Jane Doe is a mistake. But, I won't tell you what to do or how to think."
by NottaFanNEMore December 6, 2004
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