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Moses-Fart

A Moses fart is when you let out a fart so hard and fast , that you course the water in the toilet to Part.
Damion : dude , what was all that splashing?

Mono : oh man i did some mad moses-fart , then followed through.
by Damion Elliott July 1, 2007
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MOSES OKWECHIME

King of Dogging the boys and simping over his mates ex. He would rather ditch a group of mates and risk his friendships just to get HEAD
Person 1: Did you hear what that guy over there did?
Person 2: Yeah i did, must be Moses Okwechime
by JIMMMMMMYTHERAPPER June 21, 2020
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Moses Lake

Probably THE most boring town ever, it stinks most of the time, and if your looking for something to do, dont come here...well unless your idea of fun is fucking wal-mart. ZBut on the flipside, there is good fishing and weve got the dunes
by Braeden Manor April 7, 2008
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Moses Moat

The scooping out of ones bagel before adding the shmear.
One plain bagel, toasted, cream cheese in a Moses Moat. Thank you.
by Bad Jew November 30, 2011
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DJ Moses

To pass gas so badly while dancing that it clears a crowded section of the dance floor in a club, like Moses parting the Red Sea.
"Everyone was having fun until DJ Moses showed up and sent everyone to the walls."
by DCMikeRotch1 October 24, 2012
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Heil Moses

It is a greeting used by the supporters of Moses
by Notanalt009 July 8, 2021
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Moses Effect

n. A phenomenon most frequently witnessed while laying in bed with or while straddling a bare chested female.

Otherwise known as horizontal boob droop, gravitational cascading of chest fat, negative symmetric reflection of the sagittal mammary plane, rhombusing of the twins, yaw pitch and roll ratio skewing, or what a medical doctor may call, bilateral breast ptosis.
Mario: Your wife's tits are amazing!
Luigi: Yeah...$10,000 will definitely eliminate that Moses effect.
by Donuld Trump June 17, 2016
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