Mort

Following one around sniffing there arsehole for a shitty little redd

Troy reed is a fuckin putrid mort

by Freddnokiateethout April 26, 2019

Mort

A fucking awesome group of friends

Hi mort how is everyone doing?

by Smart athiest September 23, 2018

mort

A female whose appearance is described by the longevity of the word.

Mort = female
Mooort = above average
Mooooooooort = 10/10

What do you think of that mort over there?

That brunette?

She's a mooooooooort.

by sivmin May 7, 2018

Mort

Probably the ugliest name/dude in the history of this world. This kid gets absolutely no play at all especially after his ex girlfriend dumped his lazy and pathetic ass. If ur name is mort u go out every weekend trying to get box and fail tremendously. U definitely also pee ur pants after a rough night.

Guy 1: you know mort?
Guy 2: ya he’s a pussy

by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025

mort

to get your cock sucked while you're shitting, and she's shitting on the floor too.

Dayum girl you look real good at morting, let's head home to the porcelain throne and you can show me your skills

by MrMort6969 January 30, 2025

mort

big troublemaker, replica of bart simpson but more troublesome.

my classmates are such big morts.

by morting March 14, 2025

mort

Mort also known as NPC, usually given to people who say “Why are we like this” and use laughing emojis unironically

wow! what a mort

by juanjuan2007 July 16, 2022