Mort

Following one around sniffing there arsehole for a shitty little redd

Troy reed is a fuckin putrid mort

by Freddnokiateethout April 26, 2019

mort

the Johnson's cat

our cat mort is so cute!

by maddyj0417 May 12, 2021

Mort

Probably the ugliest name/dude in the history of this world. This kid gets absolutely no play at all especially after his ex girlfriend dumped his lazy and pathetic ass. If ur name is mort u go out every weekend trying to get box and fail tremendously. U definitely also pee ur pants after a rough night.

Guy 1: you know mort?
Guy 2: ya he’s a pussy

by Not Matt mort February 25, 2025

Mort

A bowl of finger nail clippings

Mort get out of da way

by I know allll October 05, 2021

mort

Mort also known as NPC, usually given to people who say “Why are we like this” and use laughing emojis unironically

wow! what a mort

by juanjuan2007 July 17, 2022

Mort

Girlfriend/Link

You shagged your Mort yet?

by Gareth Johnson September 13, 2020

Mort

Mort, shortened version of Mortified commonly used in Ireland.

Claire:did you see those pictures I uploaded of Sarah being drunk? Bet she's mort.

by cobcob April 25, 2012