mort

A female whose appearance is described by the longevity of the word.

Mort = female
Mooort = above average
Mooooooooort = 10/10

What do you think of that mort over there?

That brunette?

She's a mooooooooort.

by sivmin May 7, 2018

Mort

A really weird name for a girl. Not very common but have heard it. Boys use it

I’m chatting to another mort

by Sillychicken2.0 August 19, 2023

Mort

A Jewish baby

You're a mort

by Dylanpcmc October 6, 2016

Mort

a dangerous war criminal and dictator. responsible for countless genocides and civil wars throughout his 32 year long reign. his most notable killing was the deaths of his 12 unnamed wives

oof, looks like Mort just committed another ethnic cleansing

by Lord Pilaf December 28, 2021

Mort

The urge to put your feet inside another person’s body cavities.

Mortar?! I hardly know her

by Sethamphetamine January 18, 2023

Mort

A Jewish baby

He's such a mort

by Dylanpcmc October 6, 2016

Mort

Following one around sniffing there arsehole for a shitty little redd

Troy reed is a fuckin putrid mort

by Freddnokiateethout April 26, 2019