Morten

A Morten/Mortenanker is often used to describe the quintessence of perfection, often displayed in a delicious, soft-haired young boy. A person or an object who can be defined as the closest thing to perfect on Earth. The word "Mortenlicious" is a common expression wich also describes a fantastic thing or a feeling.

Random babe: OMG look at that boy over there!! I could totally do him!

Random babe2: Jeah omgf he is like the most delicious, handsome, good-looking, i-could-totally-do-him ON EARTH! He is SUCH a Morten!

Random gayguy1: OMG over there! Now THAT is why I'm gay!

Random gayguy2: I could so invite him to my cocktail party.

Lesbian1 (looks at this angel-lookalike creature): IM SO STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW.

Lesbian2: Damn that hurts.. A total Morten.

by peter the pony December 9, 2008

Montega

Spanish slang for heroin.

Eyo' papi you know where i could find some montega?

by Headsmoke June 16, 2010

Morten

"Morten" is a name that is surprisingly given to male humans, although the personality of Mortens usually represents that of a puppy. Although the name has its root from "Master of War", most Mortens are usually rather a master of cuddles.

Morten likes to follow you around and spread happiness and joy with jokes and smiles. Overall a Morten will seem like a great guy, although very emotionally immature. He will try his best to make anyone happy, but his selfish needs will always be first priority. Mortens are great to hang out with and befriend, but due to their kiss-ass nature, they will make toxic relations and sometimes become toxic.

Morten's behavior is highly dependant on the people they hang around. Morten does not have much willpower and will let others take the lead in most situations. It is also for the best to never ever indulge in dating a Morten. Even though Morten will be kind, loving and appreciative of you, he will be jealous, lying and cheating as well. Accountability is not something Morten will take, but he will at certain times try to mimic it, if it serves a purpose for him.

Girl 1: Omg that guy is so cute!
Girl 2: IKR? Such a Morten! Don't date him though!
Girl 1: Why?
Girl 2: He has a gf and cheated on her yesterday, he would prolly do it again and not tell her...
Girl 1: Yeah okay that's a very Morten thing to do

by Maoraw July 26, 2020

Tracey martel

Tracey martel (trixie mattel) is a questionable (jk I love her) drag queen who is known for OH HONEY SOUNDS LIKE MY FRIDAY NIGHT HONEY and start alongside That German Bitch (katya, who I met today and miss fame shouted the word GLUE at me and bendelacreme likes my nails)

Wow, that Tracey martel sure has a suspicious tuck!

by Traceyfan666 August 18, 2018

Doc martens

The coolest shoes/boots on the planet. Usually called gay or ugly by ignorant and/or stupid people.

This scene girl called my doc martens gay and I killed her.

by mmmartian April 11, 2010

Morten

A guy that is totally awesome, and most likely have a boat, so awesome....

Dayum that guy is surely a Morten, look at that super yacht.

by huehuehuehuehuehueheuheuheu October 2, 2013

Martel College

No such term exists. Try looking up "Martel Dormitory."

Martel is not a college.

by EOL RRF October 6, 2004