a battle that involves mentally handicaped fighters
by debby zebby July 8, 2010
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"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"
"Yeah, but its better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack"
~or~
"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"
by Re-wired Writer November 10, 2008
Get the Better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack mug.a not so bad netflix original where the protagonist makes me want to fucking kill myself because of her shitty acting. its a not so good rendition of the book series with barely decent and an atrOCIOUS ONE (makes me want to use eye bleach).
why the fuck am i watching ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series) ???? god this is so shit e n d m e
by CloudLuka August 9, 2017
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by Ritaslover69 September 19, 2022
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A demigod mocked, 'You mortal, like most other ones, have no divine purpose in life, but just live to eat, sleep and work, unlike us demigods, so I don't understand why you exist for.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 28, 2022
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I was jerking off to the hottest girl in class but she was right in front of me. A bit later the school shooter tells me to stop and to leave his corpse alone.
Josh: " Was anyone hurt at the school shooting?"
Me: " Yeah a few students died, luckily the school shooter was nice enough to give me a Mortal Reminder because the rest was distracted of mine act instead of his."
Josh: " Was anyone hurt at the school shooting?"
Me: " Yeah a few students died, luckily the school shooter was nice enough to give me a Mortal Reminder because the rest was distracted of mine act instead of his."
by Mister Dope June 5, 2018
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