Telling a Morrison

On the 1st November 2021, French President Emmanuel Macron accused Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison of lying about cancelling a multi-billion-dollar submarine contract. Famously he said ‘I don’t think, I know’ when a journalist asked him if he thought Morrison lied. On Sunday 14th November 2021 Twitter account @bluejenellen captured this moment, and the sentiment of many Australians, by coining the phrase ‘telling a Morrison’ to mean ‘telling a lie’.

"Is that the truth, or are you telling a Morrison?"

by ToonDoo November 13, 2021

Morrison

When you're at an event such a sporting match or concert, and need to defecate, but choose to hold it in rather than queue up for the toilet. Inevitably you end up shitting yourself, but you lie about it to your mates.

"Aw fuck, did you see shit running down Damo's pants after the Broncos last weekend? He was in full denial! That's a proper Morrison, ay!

by ballsacklord November 15, 2021

Jim Morrison

Living Dionysus who made himself a modern poet.

Jim Morrison is a god.

by Theladyoutthere January 31, 2022

Jen Morrison

Jen Morrison ( a nickname for the actress jennifer Morrison) is a middle aged actress who is drop dead gorgeous in every way. She is the kindest soul you will ever meet and if you are a fan of her then congratulations!! You idolize one of the most influential, amazing, beautiful woman in the world

“I Stan Jen Morrison”
Oh, so you have good taste in idols

by Ilovejen12 September 27, 2021

Max Morrison

Max Morrison has a giant penis, that not even a georgie can compete with.

Look at max morrison’s cock

by heidi j. isodbf d February 23, 2022

Neill Morrison

Noun: Diligent middle aged man with a beard and no motorcycles. Allergic to cats and Elliott Keen.

Stop being such a Neill Morrison and let's go home already.

by Grindrboi August 28, 2021

Talia Morrison

Talia Morrison is a breathtaking, beautiful girl, who loves volleyball, singing, and theatre. She has the voice of an angel. She will not be overlooked by some losers on a corner, but instead stand her ground and fight for what she thinks is right. Now even though she can seem mean her heart is full of gold and love for everyone she’s around. She puts so much time and effort into what she does and always has a second mind. Talia Morrison has a really nice body including boobs and butt that any man can’t comprehend. Talia has a nice warmhearted spirit that will for sure shine through

Person one: wow that girl over there was really sweet, and she looks so good.
Person two: yeah she’s a Talia Morrison

by Girly girl 3000 January 21, 2025