Cognitive Moralism

A form of moralism where cognitive science concepts—cognitive biases, heuristics, thinking styles—are used as tools for moral judgment and intellectual superiority. The cognitive moralist treats having the "wrong" cognitive patterns as evidence of moral failing, using the language of cognitive science to pathologize disagreement. Opponents aren't just mistaken—they're victims of confirmation bias, prey to motivated reasoning, trapped in cognitive distortions. The moralist positions themselves as the clear thinker, the unbiased reasoner, the one free from cognitive flaws—conveniently blind to their own biases. Cognitive science, which should increase understanding of how all humans think, becomes a weapon for feeling superior while understanding less.

Example: "He couldn't just disagree—he had to diagnose her 'confirmation bias' and 'motivated reasoning,' as if he himself was somehow immune. Cognitive Moralism: using the science of thinking to avoid thinking."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 14, 2026

Objectivity Moralism

A form of moralism where claiming objectivity becomes a performance of virtue and a weapon against those with different perspectives. The objectivity moralist presents their own view as simply "objective truth" and treats any alternative as not just mistaken but morally suspect—biased, ideological, irrational. They don't need to argue because they claim to speak for reality itself; disagreement is not just error but a kind of sin against truth. The moralism lies in using the claim of objectivity to immunize oneself from critique while condemning all alternatives, treating one's own perspective as the view from nowhere while everyone else is hopelessly situated. Objectivity becomes not a goal to strive for but an identity to claim, a weapon to wield, a way of feeling righteous without being right.

Example: "He didn't present arguments—he simply asserted that his view was 'objective' and everyone else was 'biased.' Objectivity Moralism: using the claim of neutrality to justify taking sides."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 14, 2026

climactic rigor mortis

Also known as C-Rig. It is a mid-sex climactic phenomenon in which a participant reaches orgasm while incurring a series of pleasurable, voluntary, and yet debilitating full body muscular contractions.

The sweet young thing went full climactic rigor mortis on me. I almost had to give her a mouth piece.

by Lord of Thirst January 31, 2020

Tuus dies mortis erit die 8 Martii 2031 die 3:09 am

Tuus dies mortis erit die 8 Martii 2031 die 3:09 am

Tuus dies mortis erit die 8 Martii 2031 die 3:09 am

by Bobthedefinition April 7, 2023

Anti-Pseudoscience Moralism

A specific form of moralism where the condemnation of pseudoscience becomes not just intellectual critique but moral crusade—treating belief in pseudoscientific claims as not just mistaken but wicked, not just wrong but vicious. Anti-pseudoscience moralism transforms the legitimate project of distinguishing science from non-science into a campaign against the people who get it wrong, treating them as enemies to be defeated rather than confused humans to be educated. It's the skeptic who thinks ridicule is the appropriate response to alternative medicine; the debunker who treats believers as morally deficient; the science advocate who conflates being wrong with being bad. This moralism loses sight of the purpose of distinguishing science from pseudoscience—which is to get things right, not to punish those who don't.

Example: "His response to her belief in homeopathy wasn't education but contempt—Anti-Pseudoscience Moralism, treating a mistake as a sin and confusion as corruption."

by Dumu The Void March 14, 2026

Evidence-Based Moralism

A form of moralism where "evidence-based" becomes not a commitment to grounding claims in data but a weapon for dismissing views one dislikes and a badge of personal virtue. The evidence-based moralist treats their own positions as simply "what the evidence shows" and opponents' views as not just wrong but morally suspect—irrational, anti-science, dangerous. Evidence becomes a cudgel rather than a tool, a way of ending conversations rather than advancing them. The moralism lies in using the prestige of "evidence" to launder personal judgments, treating empirical support for one's views as proof of one's virtue, and dismissing those who interpret evidence differently as morally deficient rather than just differently persuaded.

Example: "He didn't argue—he just kept saying his position was 'evidence-based' and hers wasn't, as if that settled everything. Evidence-Based Moralism: using the word 'evidence' to avoid having to provide any."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 14, 2026

Pre•Rigor Mortis

~Extremely similar to "Rigor Mortis" which is the stiffening of the joints and muscles of a body a few hours after death, usually lasting from one to four days.

•"Pre•Rigor Mortis"is an extremely painful version of "Early Onset" Rigor Mortis that attacks quickly and begins stiffening the joints and muscles of a body days or quite possibly several years before the Grim Reaper even shows up.

Did you hear about Muggy? Pre•Rigor Mortis definitely crept in at somepoint on the front nine today well before we grabbed the glizzies at the turn and headed to the back. He looked like a statue riddled with an indescribable type of pain. Almost as if the veins that support his joints and muscles were playing a terrible prank and decided to pump concrete mixed with volcano lava instead of normal blood, He still shot the lowest round of all of us out there today and left with our pride and money, but he could hardly even swing the golf club out there this afternoon.

by MuggyKwik November 2, 2025