Monastery

Only the coolest, dirtiest, bangin' club on Earth. Monastery, more commonly known as Mono, is where the filthiest of all nightclubbers spend their Thursday, Friday, Saturday and sometimes Sunday nights. In the dark corners of this dirty, dirty place you will find a certain, awesome breed of scum, who can commonly be found in fluro attire, singlets, hats, and covered in tattoos and immense amounts of sweat. The people in this place are often seen chewing on their own cheeks due to a high intake of illicit drugs. Mono locals are also known as the "Mono Rat". Also known for it's sick DJs and cranky sour faced bar attendants.

"OMG have you seen all the Mono Rats at the Monastery?"
"I know... the Monastery is so dirty."

by Mono Rat March 17, 2010

monascam

An individual who scams un-suspecting individuals and companies out of mostly "food"... and perhaps other things as well.

Mike pulled a monascam on Taco Bell to get 2 free quesidalls...

by moneyman2009 April 10, 2009

Monash

Monash issa gurl who didn’t leave you on delivered...she just doesn’t care bout you as a person.

you: I hate you
Monash: **seen**
you: oh aight, I see how it is
Monash: **seen**

by anonymous April 24, 2021

Ganja Monks

A group of people who have been known to cause anarchy and disorder throughout the Renfrewshire region of Scotland and further a field.

Ganja monks , ganja monks , dugs are scared of the ganja monks

by Sledgehammer Dave August 25, 2008

monkae

One of the best and least used words in the dictionary (this one) Another way to say monkey, it's just cooler to say monkae. Easily confuses people because they don't know what you're saying

Person1: you're a dumbass!
Person2: You're a monkae!
Person1: What?

by mokaeface December 15, 2004

Monkast

A podcast created by monkat when he was still at GBAtemp, it got through 5 episodes, with an unreleased first episode that was 8 hours long. The podcasts consisted of shitty news about random Nintendo products that no one gave a flying fuck about. The podcast's signature was monkat screaming at ifish for constantly derailing the podcast. The podcast was brought to an end when the moderators moved it from the General Off-Topic Forum to the Blogs Section and labeled it advertising, which made monkat furious.

TrolleyDave, the moderator who moved it, replied that he moved it because it was a personal podcast, and belonged in the blogs because it's main focus was moncast

And monkat was too much of a self-centered prick to rename it and just regurgitated "I started this podcast with the express intention of adding my name to something."

The Monkast:

monkat: and there is this new game coming out for wiiware called Wii Love --

ifish: what was that monkat? i thought you said you were coming out of the closet

monkat: ifish STFU and let me finish my sentence

by Terminator02 June 18, 2011

MonkaE

I saw a horse getting succed then got banned for 30 days. Fück¡¡

MonkaE PETTHEHORSE

by Greenmoo May 5, 2021