Moniox

Moniox is your friendly neighborhood spy, usually running around stabbing all your friends. Does not die when you want him to.

TF2 spoiler: Moniox is the spy

by Förrädaranka April 6, 2010

Monotonized

To make everything the same all the time, with no chance of fun or spontaneity in whatever it is you are doing. Boring and never changing.

Man this class is so monotonized i always feel like I'm gonna fall asleep!

by mersons April 10, 2010

Manitoba mascara

Manitoba mascara: when it's so cold outside, frost from your breath condenses on your eyelashes, moustache, eyebrows, etc., refreezes, and looks as if you'd applied blue-white mascara primer.

Gord, panting: My run was great! I hit the wall, but pushed through and finished the Manitoba Winter Marathon under my personal best time!
Rick: Gordo, go melt off your Manitoba mascara. Dude, you look like a Kardashian right after a facial.
Anne: More like a bukkake victim.
Rick: Yeah, a basketball bukkake victim.
Gord, wiping his face with his scarf: Ugh! Thanks for telling me, eh? I will steam myself clean over a mug of Tim Horton's coffee immediately.

by hirish February 18, 2011

Hannah Monotonal

Hannah Montana is Hannah Monotonal.

That bitch can't sing she must worship Hannah Monotonal.

by mc philly December 7, 2010

Monatophobia

The fear of dying alone.
Being that Thanatophobia is the fear of death and Monophobia is the fear of being alone therefore Monatophobia is the fear of dying alone.

Psychologist :" Every person essentially has Monatophobia, nobody wants to die alone , everybody wants at least one person to attend their funeral."
Me:" I'm fine dying alone, just kill me now and no one will notice a thing"

by Laposa September 14, 2017

Monitor Shopping

Monitor shopping is another form of window shopping. However, instead of stores its all through the internet. You’re online only browsing, not looking for anything in particular because you can’t afford it but you enjoy looking anyway. Maybe you’ll save something in your favorites for when you do have money.

Bill walks into the office from the left
Bill sees Bob on the computer. Shopping
Bill "Hey, are you shopping Bob? I thought you didn't have any money?"
Bob "I don't. I'm just monitor shopping"

by LadyPoison January 11, 2010

Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

A greeting used to proclaim one's intention to kill based on past murders. More specifically, if you happen to be in the movie The Princess Bride.

Person 1: Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)

by lrb323 December 14, 2010