monch the conch

When you're down super down to go down. The noun and verb forms of "conchmonch" are also acceptable and encouraged.

Girl 1: How was your Tinder date?

Girl 2: He monch the conch.

Girl 1: So when is the wedding?

by Dr. Gay4Cavill March 11, 2022

The Manchester Sir Cocksmith

The impossible act of having sex while being british.

Good ol Dave tried The Manchester Sir Cocksmith with his wife. jolly good. what a shame.

by Stellar255 May 5, 2018

Skank Moocher

An individual known for their frugality, characterized by a sense of entitlement to the elicit substances purchased by friends or associates.

Jeremy- Wanna take shrooms at Greg’s house?
Ethan- Hell no! He’s such a skank moocher! I’ll bet you he’ll be the highest one out of all of us, and won’t pat a dime.

by SliceOfPudding June 3, 2023

Manchew

A beautiful woman, that knows she is beautiful and uses it to her full advantage.

We were at beavers pub and that manchew somehow convinced me to pay her tab.

by HeeWho August 6, 2010

Manchester handshake

a common sight in the north of England is a man walking down the street with his hands down his pants, playing with his balls. Should he meet an acquaintance, they will invariably shake hands and exchange ball sweat.

They fired me on Monday, so I gave my boss a Manchester handshake...

by gerrouadat July 18, 2013

Monch

munch/eat/food

"i cant wait to monch that spice box"

by Glitter dick hole March 5, 2021

Manchester

Manchester is by far the best city in the UK.

Home to the Printworks, the Trafford Centre and Manchester arndale and famous for two premiership teams Manchester United and Manchester City.
Best looking people!

Manchester is sick!

by asfoghrnldf February 9, 2010