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There's actually no real meaning to the word mosher. It is something that chavs made up to describe anyone ages 25- that doesn't follow the mainstream of being a chav. However, as i know what is classed as a mosher, i shall pretend for a while that it does exist. A generalisation of a mosher is to wear black, baggy clothing, worship satan, slit your own wrists and want to kill all chavs. The majority of this is pure bull though. I myself am what people would call a 'mosher'. However, i am currently wearing BLUE 3/4 trousers and a WHITE T-shirt. The only black im wearing is socks and boxers! Wrist slitting really shouldnt be generalised with a specific kind of people... Many, many people do it when they are depressed... Not just kids who want to be cool, many adults who are struggling, even chavs sometimes... So saying its a scummy emo mosher thing to do is pathetic, stupid and altogether false!
The whole satanist thing is crap too.. Just because i like rock music doesn't mean i believe almight lucifer will rise... I'm not a satanist.. I actually believe in God, which is a very rare thing amongst todays youth. I don't let it effect my life though, i still swear, and often do bad things because it is fun or i just don't care...
Many people who say they are moshers also say that they twat the crap out of any chav who walks by, or they can take on a group of 10 chavs... Can they balls! Granted, chavs are soft compared to most of todays society, but that is exactly why they hang around in extremely large groups of 40+. Chavs will only pick a fight with a person on their own or a group of people that are severely outnumbered by the chavs.
I am a member of a large group of alternative friends which consists of 'moshers', emo kids, goths, skaters and rockers. There are about 38 of us altogether, but usually only about 5-15 out at a time. We don't go around randomly hospitalising chavs, because this is stupid. It is stupid because everyone would be sent down for a gang attack, and also, chavs have friends. If you take down one chav, their friends and their friends friends etc. will come looking for you. It is dangerous to fight chavs, not short term but long term. If a group of chavs (group, no single chavs have the guts to) try to start a fight with me or me and friends, I/we just ignore them, for we have a higher intellect than chavs. If someone tells you they have taken out 5 chavs, they are lying. Or at least, if they are telling the truth, you won't know them for much longer. REAL moshers only fight back when it is vital. People think that moshers are scary and look like they are out for trouble. This is ironic, however, as it is the chavs that are out looking to start fights with any randomer who walks by. Moshers are actually peace keepers.. Well, peace in violence... They are quite loud :P.
My group of friends generally just tries to stay away from chavs.. We do skateboarding, music playing (many of us play instruments), or listen to music rather loud. We only really listen to loud music when in town centres though, not in housing estates, so we don't really interrupt anyones sleep. If you want someone to have fun with and keep out of fights with and just generally be friends with, then you are looking for a mosher. Sometimes scary on the outside, mostly friendly and sweet on the inside.
Chav: FOCKEN SCUMMY MOSHERS!!!

Mosher: Whatever you say...

Chav: Watch yer focken mouth ya focken mop'ead! I'll get focken Tanton crew on ya if ya give me any more gob, focken goffy boy!

Moshers: ~leave to have fun by themselves, away from the chav~

Chav: FOCKEN DICK'EAD!! SCUMMY MOP'EADS BETTA FOCKEN WATCH YA FOCKEN BACK!! GONNA GET FOCKEN KNIFED!!... Smack'eads...
by PaulTheRocker July 29, 2008
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mosha

(adj) Anyone in the world who is not wearing white branded clothing and listening to large American black men rapping about how many hos they shot last week because they lost their bling.
Townie: "MOSHA"
"Mosha": "Excuse me?"
Townie: "yeah weve seen ya ya fukin freak, get a fukin aircut"
"Mosha": "Sorry, but what business is it of yours how long my hair is, and where did you learn to speak like that at six years old?"
Townie: "fuk u u fukin gayboy"
by brannon! May 30, 2004
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moshbrucker

Those guys totally went moshbrucker after high school...
by thegreaterarc September 3, 2007
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Mosh-Conscious

The inability to comfortably mosh, tap your feet, head bang, air punch, throw up devil horns or generally any physical activity that goes along with listening to music due to being too self-aware.
Hector: Man, i really felt like moshing during that gig but Jenny was there and i was far too mosh-conscious.
John: Bummer.
by Alan Gray November 29, 2007
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Mosh pool

A mosh pit taking place in the water, usually a pool. Much more hardcore than a mosh pit considering the ability to thrash around water in people faces while rocking out. Rare.
We were playing volleyball peacefully until Stephen turned up the screamo music, then it became a mosh pool.
by weaponofmassseduction June 28, 2009
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MooshToosh

Person 1: Its hot outside do you have a mooshtoosh
Person 2: Yeah I do
by zack15795 November 20, 2015
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mooshel

A slave to the👑 Great Cakelburg👑 And can also be a meal to the Great Cakelburg
Today me and Allie will eat a mooshel for our brunch
by Birdy🌈 February 25, 2017
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