Meat mittens

Someone who has large hands, generally from their line of work.

I shook Frank the farmer’s hands the other day, his meat mittens made my hands feel dainty.

by Chappy11 May 26, 2019

Loose Mitten

Cut from the string.
A drunk person who is seemingly free of all cares and responsibilities.

After a 40 of Vodka, Liz was quite the loose mitten.

by Laquishita6552112 February 27, 2009

Boner Mitten

A knitted pice of clothing similar to a glove that several boners can fit into for the purpose of staying snug and warm.

It was an especially cold winter so the boy's grandmother knitted them a stylish but functional boner mitten.

by stinky thumbs "R"buckles July 24, 2012

ripped mitten

A person exceeding a douce bag demeanor and farts wherever he damn well pleases in public

John was a ripped mitten that day we went to the mall

by adamgaminyshisss December 6, 2014

putting on mittens

The internet equivalent of biting one's tongue.

My boss's email was so infuriating that I wanted to reply to all pointing out his hypocrisy. But I need the job, so I ended up putting on mittens and just let it go.

by Xenos Aegletes October 7, 2012

Mitten Tree

An unmitigated disaster. A project that one person wants to do and drops the ball and makes everyone else take charge of to finish.

"God,remember when Henry wanted to do that fundraiser for orphans and then he abandoned it..what a mitten tree!"

by Absolute Ang January 11, 2009

squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

by Jammal Taylor July 27, 2008