Minus Five

What a grumpy ashcraft says to kids in class or also talan mitchells weight in tons

MINUS FIVE BOY

by @^<[[×?×× ;&#*@((@# 260o8 d s August 5, 2025

Top Minus

A guy who says he is a top. After a few minutes of fooling around, he asks you to breed him.

This top minus was so annoying last night, I asked him like three times if he would top before coming over.

by PigRugger August 9, 2022

that's a minus

something that is real uncool

My fish died when I was trying to reenact a David Blaine trick, so that's a minus.

by seandrools November 24, 2017

mateo minus

when rsurf player "iiuvmoonpies" takes a world record but only minuses it by a very miniscule amount.

"hey i got world record"
"what map?"
"kitsune"
"yeah mateo just mateo minus'ed it by -0.001"

by Junglebeek February 22, 2024

point minus thirty-free

when you've been so out of touch with the world and are suddenly invited to a job interview.

"do i go naked. do i speak french-russian. do i remove my piercings. do i offer to work for free. do i say please and thank you."
"woman, you are point zero, no, point minus thirty-free."

by Krkič September 25, 2020

2+2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick math

Genius math equation. Invented by the

mathematician big shaq.

Math teacher: 2+2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick math.
Me: mom, are you ok?

by Papa günter January 7, 2018

Minus

a ship between a cool girl named mya and a hot guy named linus that should be known as the best hashtag ever (#minus4life)

One day Eddie came to school and minus was making out in the playground and ran away from him so they could keep kissing.

by Woahy February 22, 2023