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Microsoft Edge

Still kinda an awful browser even if it now shares the same DNA as chrome. Literally the first page that opens is a jumbled up mess of text and clickbaity news articles that I couldn't give zero fucks about. And the way it manages tabs is not my cup of tea.

It does eat a lot less RAM tho, so I'll give it that.
Person 1: Wtf, Windows just told me to switch to Microsoft Edge
Person 2: ewwwwwww
Person 1: Hey, at least now I have more free RAM
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Microsoft Minute

A unit of time ranging in value from one realtime minute to several hours.
"Time to complete installation of Windows XP 37 minutes."
(24 minutes later)
"Time to complete installation of Windows XP 36 minutes. Did you know that Windows XP will speed up all your everyday computing tasks!"
by Anton Clarke January 29, 2004
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microsoft

verb - 1. to exploit through false acclaimations and monopoly share. offering a mediocre product or service under the guise that it is exceptional.

2. to use and sell another person's ideas as one's own. to forcibly steal another person's intellectual property for personal gain.
1. "Wow, it looks like, with the help of Apple, and Bellsouth, AT&T just microsofted themselves back into big business."

2. "Josh, how could you just fucking microsoft my mid-term paper like that. I trusted you!"
by Kurt Guard July 28, 2007
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Microscoffed

Anything related to theft, piracy or otherwise obtained illegally in the tech/computer industry including insider trading, market manipulation, saturation and control. The name is due to Microsoft having pretty much done the same damn thing themselves.
Hey how much did you pay for that copy of MSOffice? I didn't pay anything I microscoffed it from limewire. Say whatever happened to Netscape? It got microscoffed
by Paultoronto July 16, 2008
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Microsoft Second

A screen during any installation in Windows showing "1 second remaining" that lasts a few minutes.
"I don't have time to talk to you, I'm almost done installing the game - it says I only have one second remaining."

"Dude, you have plenty of time, it's a Microsoft second."
by SsurebreC August 1, 2012
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Microscopdick

A DICK THAT IS MICROSCOPIC WHICH MEANS IT IS VERY SMALL
Noah has a microscopdick
by Fatcaucasionmom September 21, 2018
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Microsofted

When again and again you get screwed by Microsoft apps and repeatedly get into Catch XXII scenarios - for instance move a picture in a Word document and the whole thing shifts and disappears.
I can't run the 32bit install because I have some apps in 64bit and vice versa, I guess I got microsofted again.
by L'Agneau October 18, 2018
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