Still kinda an awful browser even if it now shares the same DNA as chrome. Literally the first page that opens is a jumbled up mess of text and clickbaity news articles that I couldn't give zero fucks about. And the way it manages tabs is not my cup of tea.
It does eat a lot less RAM tho, so I'll give it that.
It does eat a lot less RAM tho, so I'll give it that.
Person 1: Wtf, Windows just told me to switch to Microsoft Edge
Person 2: ewwwwwww
Person 1: Hey, at least now I have more free RAM
Person 2: ewwwwwww
Person 1: Hey, at least now I have more free RAM
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1. "Wow, it looks like, with the help of Apple, and Bellsouth, AT&T just microsofted themselves back into big business."
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I can't run the 32bit install because I have some apps in 64bit and vice versa, I guess I got microsofted again.
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