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milano

1. n. A female friend who shows up to support another female friend but instead uses the opportunity to whore attention for herself.

Also, generally:
2. n. A disingenuous opportunist.
Alyssa showed up at Christine’s father’s funeral feigning to care about Christine’s feelings, but it was obvious Alyssa was being a milano, just wanting everyone to see her new boobs in a low-cut dress.
by ScratchyRash October 1, 2018
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AC Milan

The best football team. Period.

Some like to complain they're too boring. These usually supporters of the team AC smashed and don't realize that teams play to win, not to entertain their "goals only" attitudes.
AC Milan wins again.
by Forza Italia December 8, 2004
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alyssa milano

A beautiful woman who is an extremely talented actress. She has worked on numerous T.V. Shows like "Who's The Boss", "Melrose Place" and of course, "Charmed". She also has starred in many movies.
Not only is she amazing at her acting work, but she also is a representative of a charity called UNICEF. She helps people in need in third world countries...which is utterly outstanding.
Many people miss judge Alyssa Milano, she's a truly amazing and generous woman who is an Idol to many people all over the world.
Me: Charmed is my favourite T.V show! I love Alyssa Milano

Person: Nah i don't like her!!!

Me: Well i don't like you!
by Amy August 31, 2008
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millana

the absolute most hilarious girl you'll ever meet. she probably swears a bit and wishes she didn't but she finds it fun. everyone loves her and she can be the life of the party but in uncomfortable situations she can completely change and accidentally become awkward asf. gives the best advice to all her friends especially about guys, yet she probably doesn't have a boyfriend because guys don't seem to take millanas seriously because she is too busy cracking jokes. she is extremely beautiful and the greatest friend you'll ever have. if you ever meet a millana make sure to become friends with her because you won't regret it.
"omg do you know millana?"

"yeah shes the funniest girl i know lol
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by mill234567 December 4, 2018
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Milanni

Gay has no friends usually ends up going trans and pregnant at age 15
Don’t be a milanni
by anonymous November 7, 2020
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milano

You guys are so tan, you look milano!
by Anne_233 June 20, 2006
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Midland Park

A small 1.6 square mile town in Bergan County that is surrounded by Wyckoff and other larger towns. Midland park has 1 high school, which is a combination of a high school and a middle school. Midland Park High School has a average graduating class of only 70 to 80 students, but is known for it's regerous teaching and scoring system which is more difficult than most other schools in NJ. The high school has a small but very good marching band and the football team, the Panthers, has recently merged with Waldwick, Midland Parks biggest rival. In Midland Park, there is a 7-11, a BurgerKing, a Wendys, a GameStop, and good size shopping center, all within walking distance of anywhere in town. Midland Park is a great little, quaint town, out of the way of all of the hustle of bigger towns, but with the feeling of always metting something new.
Let's go to Morning Glory and buy some fart bags!

Stemple is the worst teacher in the high school.

Let's go down the street to Ridgewood and see Snakes on a Plane!

Midland Park owns!
by KingKoopa1226 September 10, 2006
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