Minderaser

A blowjob, so good, so long, so thoroughly soul snatchingly amazing all previous transgressions are washed away to forever be forgotten. Sometimes paired with anal when the stakes are high.

She messed up so bad that she knew she had to get on her knees and give him a minderaser later on that evening to ever have a chance at making it up to him.

by Gent71 December 27, 2023

manderfeld

Bad mother fucker

That boy manderfeld is a bad mother fucker

by Johndoesimmi December 10, 2023

Meanderthal

The condition demonstrated by one having one's head down, focused solely one one's cell phone screen while walking, invariably at a slow, dazed pace on a random, haphazard course. Often accompanied by mouth breathing. The condition is non-gender specific.

Terry's meanderthal wanderings have been responsible for multiple cases of other pedestrians having to suddenly change course to avoid collisions, and more than one or two rear-end collisions as Terry aimlessly stepped into traffic without warning, oblivious to the rest of the world.

by Bob'sBro March 16, 2024

Mandertwink

Someone who’s a very bad football player but somehow gets a starting job.

Why is this mandertwink on varsity he’s sucks.

by GeorgeBloud December 13, 2024

Mander

A tall skinny male, usually of the darker skinned persuasion that refuses to wear a seatbelt in the car. Often will bypass the annoying seatbelt warning beep by buckling the seatbelt behind him and sitting on it.

During the car accident the mander was ejected so hard his durag flew off his head before he landed on the asphalt!

by Prince6 January 12, 2025

Meanderer

A (usually English-speaking) fan of German pop star Menderes. This is a fitting name since the river in Turkey from which the word "meander" comes from is currently known as Menderes. Also fitting since, due to Menderes not being promoted much in English-speaking countries, you have to go on quite a meandering course of music research to discover Menderes.

I sing "Music Is My Life" everywhere I go, and if anyone sings along, then I have found my fellow Meanderers!

by Seshie April 23, 2025

mander

1. a manlet that believes just because he did cross country in high school, and now goes to university in the state of Alabama that his opinions should be heard, when in reality has no rights and is merely a (running) joke

2. the current state of being a chud who is below 5' 2"

3. a crotch fruit pretending to be a chud, or vice versa, this is similar a fakecel

person 1: "YOU are such a mander"
person 2: "actually opinion, you stupid maarwan"
person 1: "if you weren't a mander you would be NOT SMELLY and NOT SHORT"

by linchu January 29, 2026