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Mermate

A mermaid that is either British or a man.
Oh look it’s a mermaid with a mermate!
by 318yoshigamer :P June 16, 2018
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Merit

A girl who has a lovely charakter and is very loyal if you are with her !
P.S. I love you Merit !
Fr...
Do you believe Merit did that ?
No, she is way to loyal for that !
by Prank Frank August 12, 2018
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Memitus

Memitus is a severe condition. Usually caused by looking through websites like Reddit, Twitter, and other social media sites. It also occurs when playing games like Minecraft, Fortnite and Terraria, and watching Marvel Movies.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
Bigotism
Blood is replaced with Karma
A constant lack of comedic skills
Dying alone

It is said that people with Memitus will die within the next 9-12 years of infection
"I just found a funny Big Chungus meme."

"Damn bro I think you have memitus."
by JAMONintendo March 22, 2020
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Marmite

GIRL: Marmite, have you seen my pony?
MARMITE: Yes.
GIRL: :D
MARMITE: I ate him.
GIRL: D:
by Fawksymus January 19, 2021
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Mermilf

A hot mom who looks like a mermaid with mid- length to long and colorful hair, and usually appears a lot younger than her actual age.

Although anyone can self proclaim themselves as such, a true Mermilf (and Mermaid) falls under the zodiac sign “Pisces” because of their fish symbol and water element. (Again, everyone is welcomed)

She may appear mysterious, but is very loving, dreamy, has an amazing vibe, funny, loves to explore and is a badass at the same time. Highly sexual, emotional, a healer and a major empath who is down for just about anything. She is a mama bear and fierce when it comes her kid(s)

She loves dressing up as an egirl/alt/goth or in bright and colorful sun dresses and sportswear. You can even find her “mermaiding” (yup it’s an actual thing and there are even mermaid beauty pageants that exists! -only true mermaid/mermilfs discovered this on their own, not told by someone else or read here, sorry lol) She can dress elegant or Victorian if she wanted to. She’s a tomboy and loves all kinds of food, machinery, sports, and gaming.

In conclusion, mermilfs have more fun :)
😮 Dude his mom is thiiiccc…
😉 It’s cuz she’s a mermaid bruh.

😮 Yeah, she’s a beautiful mermaid and a hot looking mom who looks so young too! Thought they were siblings or just an old friend or something.. Wish my mom looked like her!
😉 yeah, she’s a sexy mermilf, alright!

😃 “I’m a Mermilf”

🤐 (b**** no you’re not, you look old, and basic, and you’re so boring too) oh ok, sure 😅😬
by The "it-girl" May 4, 2022
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mr. merritt

Mr. Merrit is extremely nice and taken advantage of on a daily basis making him a pussy
Hey have you seen mr. Merritt? He's crying over there in a corner.
by Not Isaiah April 20, 2018
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Merritt Island

A very pretty and sleepy island in Central Florida having close access to the beach and an easy drive to Orlando with a run down economy. Merritt Island has a large number rednecks, racists and bigots who have no scope of the world because the never leave, but may have less of this population than other local areas. Excellent location to view marine and avian wildlife due protected land. Many former and current NASA employees own homes in this area.

Merritt Island has an extremely high ratio of fast food locations to local number of population as well as an unusually high number of elderly people, snow birds, and abandoned/foreclosed homes and businesses.
1) I am afraid to speak in public on Merritt Island, because the narrow minded local population scares me and they might shoot me for being an atheist, childless, unmarried woman or a feminist.

2) I can't believe I accepted a work transfer, but my affordable and upgraded waterfront home on Merritt Island is awesome. However, I am stuck here until the market turns or hoping that interesting, classier people take advantage of the deals and move here.

3) There are no good bars on Merritt Island.

4) Merritt Island is the place that made me understand why Republicans are religious nut-cases.
by hottohandle October 5, 2012
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