menver

Menver is the nickname given to Denver by its collection of dashingly handsome, hilarious and exciting population of Midwestern men who don't dig the extremes of Denver ladies.

This is the name primarily used when referring to the city's well defined choice of four distinct types of women which include the:

1. Tattooed from head to toe only dates rockabilly tattooed slicked back hair type.

2. The prissy shoe betch with a set of calipers; armed at measuring the thickness of your wallet in the first minute of saying hello.

3. The classic Cap Hill dance pants and Chuck Taylor's but couldn't make eye contact if she had to type.

4. The kind that wouldn't notice you walking down the street with a pink suit, green plume in the hat on your head and no pants on.

We've been hanging out in this town for months and it appears these bitches are from Menver.

by Crim-Ster March 19, 2009

menstrual mashing

Scissor action with bloody vaginas.

Detective: What the fuck happened here.

Officer #1: Menstrual mashing sir...menstrual mashing.

Detective: My god.

by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 9, 2008

menstrualberry

A menstrualberry is a blood clot found in a womens tampon. It may or may not contain other excrement such as nuggets from a yeast infection, or semem.

What the heck is that in your moustache, Billy? Could that be a menstrualberry?

by Bustin Nuts Loose August 14, 2006

menstral pad

menstral pad is a safe place to hang out while your girlfried, wife or significant other is menstrating (acting homrmally unbalanced and dangerous)

Keith, if I don't want to get picked up for homicide, I need a menstral pad until Dorthy stops acting like a hormonal psychopath again. Can I crash at your place for a few days?

by TooSick4U April 21, 2007

manserpent

The coolest, most holy, most amazing creature. Is one third man, one third serpent, one third man. Manserpents are only male, and have a mating call sounding like "Murrrrrr". The Manserpent dance includes shifting of the shoulders and arms in a rythmatic pattern. Manserpents travel mainly by flopping, through some can fly especially those of the "king man serpent" variety.

Manserpent: murrrrrrr
Other Manserpent: yes.

by Shantiago February 25, 2008

menstruhate

To act like an insufferable bitch because it's that time of the month.

To behave in a overtly hostile, irritable, and irrational manner inconsistent with an individual's normal temperament.

Pete: "Um, is something wrong? You don't seem like yourself"
Barbara: "Just temporarily fuck off Pete cuz I menstruhate you and all men right now".

by Scarlet Myth July 12, 2011

Menstrual

Split into two types:

Type 1: When a female is currently at the egg releasing stage of the menstrual cycle

Type 2: An adjective used to describe a wide variety of actions and phenomena where the subject is both mental and sensual.

(To differentiate between the types the shorthand T1 and T2 can be used)

Type 1
"Don't mind her she is quite menstrual at the moment."

Type 2
1) "Dayum! That meal was completely menstrual!"

2)

Person 1: Mate that girl is fiiit
Person 2: Hells yea, she's completely menstrual.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: T2 mate T2.
Person 1: Damn right, she is a menstrosity

by Back on the horse August 21, 2013