medical jargon

Words and acronyms your doctor uses to insult you.

Medical Jargon - "Here is a prescription for acetaminophen."

by punger1 November 4, 2013

medical marriage

Legal union between two people for the sole purpose of extending spousal health insurance.

Leslie and Steve have a medical marriage so he gets coverage for his chronic heart condition.

by Rich H March 5, 2015

Medical reasons

And excuse to touch oneself

My hands were in my pants for medical reasons

by -your favorite person July 29, 2016

So Medic

Cool, rad, awesome, sick

“That house party last night was so medic. I got so drunk I had to use a fun-bucket bucket”

by EverydayHeroes November 10, 2020

medic slave

The Medic Slave is a subtype of the Medic in TF2. They usually find someone (usually a Heavy) and heal them and act as their servant/slave.

This medic slave is amazing

by john stromboli November 22, 2020

Medical school

Hell.

Friend: Where ya heading after High School?
Me: Hell.
Friend: You mean medical school?! Holy sheeeeee-

by IDGAFox June 7, 2020

Medical Terrorist

Someone who spreads misinformation about covid19 and related vaccines, making people scared of the vaccines, causing them not to take it which results in the deaths of themselfs or other people.

Someone sharing a video about Covid19 they saw on youtube that has no credible source is a Medical Terrorist

by Mr Impossible November 8, 2021