Meatball shits

Meatball shits; when you shit in your friends toilet and leave two meatball sized shits for him to find them later.

Hey bro I just left some meatball shits in your bathroom (make sure he/she is stoned asf so they forget you told them)

(Ashton kay Taylor )

by Kasen bjorhus May 07, 2019

Meatball Calzone

Tucking your balls into a woman experiencing menstruation.

A Meatball Calzone is a great cure for menstrual hunger.

by ahrnygoose November 02, 2010

Meatball sub

When you grab your man's balls twist them sideways and place them in his asscrack.

If your man has a tight sack he will cry like a bitch if you give him a meatball sub.

by Lusty Corpse August 22, 2020

Meatball splash

When a man takes his testicles, dunks them in marinara sauce and proceeds to shove them into a womans mouth

"How was your night with mark?"
"It was amazing he gave me a meatball splash!"

by Puff daddy 1 August 03, 2017

cocaine meatball

Just another word for catnip. Especially catnip in ball form.

"Whiskers! Look what I got you!"
*waves cocaine meatball around to tease whiskers*
Inside Whiskers' mind: "Meow." (Ohmygoditsacocainemeatball).

by KrustyKreatorofKaos February 24, 2019

Meatball Mountain

A part of the town of Harrison called Silver Lake, where all the Italians live. Its also brothers with Jew Ville (Purchase), Shit Town (Downtown), and "The Town".

"Bros, whos making the treck up meatball mountain today?" I heard they have good pasta.

by Mayor of Jewville April 04, 2010

Retarded Meatball

A retarded Italian

"Look at that fuckin' meatball over there!"

"James is such a meatball."

"Fuckin' retarded meatball."

by JeggyTactical November 02, 2017