Mustands

When you draw a mustache on your hands, such that when you hold them up to your face, you've got a mustache!
Mustands!

*By using the thumbs to start the mustache, on the palms of your hands, it can be made quite large.

Hey baby, nice mustands.

by Neoshade March 8, 2010

mustanch

Thin, dark colored, unkempt mustache worn by men in there 50's whose beards never fully developed

Dude, you should shave off that mustanch.

by mitch guist May 3, 2013

McStain

When you shart from eating too much McDonalds and leaves a stain in your britches.

I hate 10 Spicy McChickens and farted and it left a huge McStain in my underwear.

by carver605 April 24, 2016

McStarving Ass

Fat niggas who eat McDonald’s 69/69.

MCDONALDS GOT 7 FOR 5! I REPEAT, MCDONALDS GOT 7 FOR 5, for $5 you can get a small fries, 2 sandwiches, a drink, apple pie, a sundae, & a few licks of this Mcdick because I lied to yo McStarvin Ass. I bet you read the whole thing too witcho McHungry Ass... McBitch.

McDonald’s manager: he’s totally a McStarving ass.
Customer: but I only ordered 69 food items of the menu, that’s not too much!

McDonald’s manager: oh no, take your food and get out.

by xxxpisces_scorpioxxx June 28, 2018

Mustanged

When someone is hurt by an idiot in a mustang trying to show off

“Where’s Dave?”
“Bro, Dave was watching people burnout and got mustanged hard and now has a feeding tube”

by Bluejoffles May 29, 2020

Mustanging

Fishtailing uncontrollably is a rear wheel drive car

“Look at that retard mustanging”

by EEEEEE47 May 1, 2021

McStinky

The poop made after eating McDonald's, Most of the time done inside a McDonald's franchise restroom.

I ate a Spicy McChicken on lunch break, very soon after, I had to make a McStinky.

by SusboiGoat February 13, 2023