Malta

A small island off the coast of Europe. It is a peaceful place with beatiful beaches and views. the people of malta are religious but still maintain there social lives adequetly. as a result the teens have crazy nightclubs dominated by outrageously good techno beats. The most beatiful place in the world.

Anyone who dont like malta can suk a dik

by DameZ... July 20, 2008

mauled

(i) To be overwhelmed by the effects of drink or drugs.

(ii) To be beaten by another person at a game or in any context whatsoever.

(iii) To shag a bird.

Eg, "I was absolutely fucking mauled last night"
Eg, "I got completely mauled by/at ...."
Eg, "Did you maul Laura last night?"
Eg, "It was a 6-0 mauling"
Eg, "I'm gonna give you a good fucking mauling at pro evo"

by Richard Torrance March 3, 2008

maltown

The place where trespassers will be shot, and survivers will be shot again.

Where you from?
I'm straight out of Maltown bitch

by malton November 18, 2006

malteaser

A word for people that have brown hair but act in a way associated with blonde people.

For the record - the way you act has nothing at all to do with your hair colour. It's just a slang saying I hear a lot.

My mate's malteaser, she picked up a clump of nettles, her explaination: "I thought they were my bag"

by Evil_Bob [The Female] December 30, 2004

malto

Something so incredible, it would cause Stephen Hawking to actually say "Hax!"

Guy 1: Those ninja just killed stole the A-Team van without BA Barrachus noticing!

Guy 2: That's so malto!

by Sanada.san September 27, 2005

Malty

When your meme intake is too high on a certain day and as the memes keep rolling in you become salty, this ratio of meme and salt makes you Malty.

After a long day of gaming and a constant barrage of memes, Jak had become very Malty.

by LewisThe420BlazeItDatBoi February 17, 2017

malt liquor

good and cheap liquor from the hood

imma get me some sparks

by G-unit Soulja February 15, 2005