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Matrix Sex 

A sexual position where the woman bends her knees, while standing, into a 90 degree angle and keeps her balance, while the man runs at her and pierces her vagina with the force of a gun.
Dude, I just had some hot matrix sex with my chick last night.
Matrix Sex by CrossLaChantu December 27, 2010

Matrix Reloaded 

1. a bad ass film which normally lame Keanu Reeves kicks some major ass.
2. A film in which you find out Zion and the "real world" is just another matrix outside the internal matrix and that everyone is still in pods under the machines control.
3. Bad ass special effects
Opps, did I just spoil the Matric Reloaded?

matrix moment 

Attempting to perform or succeeding in performing an act that completely defies the laws of reason, physics and humanity. Anything done on "Jack-Ass" or in the movie The Matrix. AKA...don't try this one at home kids.
....said to friend sprawled on ground in serious pain...."Dude you must have had a serious matrix moment to think you could land that jump."
matrix moment by Bill November 6, 2003

Matrix Revolutions

Matrix Revolutions by Hasan Ahmad October 1, 2003

Matrix Revolutions

Matrix Revolutions by B33fer November 5, 2003

matrix it up

When a movie is horrible but the producers try to compensate with an abundance of special effects.
Assistant:"Sir, the movie did horrible in the screen testings."
Producer:"Well, here's twenty million. Matrix it up and give them something pretty to look at.
matrix it up by blitztwo March 29, 2009