Matea

Matea is a girl who wears a pound of makeup but is still ugly. She is also such a fake person. She has the fakest laugh that will annoy the shit out of everyone. She also has huge eyeballs that scare the shit out of everyone. She is usually a poor girl who uses all her money on beauty products. She had the potential to be smart but shell decide to be popular instead.She will use anyone to become popular and then pretend she doesn’t know them. She’ll date boys even though she is secretly lesbian just so she can tell everyone she has a boyfriend. She is also a giant slut and liar! She’ll take you away from your friends and make you feel like a piece of shit everyday! If you ever meet someone named Matea, NEVER TALK TO THEM AGAIN!

Matea is doing her stupid laugh again! Plug your ears and evacuate!

by SavannahG18 May 17, 2018

Matya

Is an African American name for African American women. Matya is Strong, Beautiful, Intelligent, sexual, multi-talented. Natural born chef, more likely popular in school or the spotlight in every room.

Girl: There’s a talented woman outside
Other girl: oh yeah, that’s Matya. She’s great at everything she does. She’s smart

by SuccessfulBratOneDay November 28, 2021

Rizzi Matela

self proclaimed Yko a manly name for he/she/it.

rizzi matela is a bitches asshole

by hao asakura November 8, 2003

Dirty Matyas

When you want a girl to like you, but she declines you and puts you into the friendzone, so you go for a try on her best friend.

You know I did a Dirty Matyas on her

by denair March 31, 2022

Matea

A selfish bitch! Broke her boyfriends heart, stole his love, and took advantage of his kindness! She cheated on him, and talked badly about his whole family then left him for his fake best friend. That poor guy has been through enough! God she is such a rude bitch!

God matea is a attention seeker, god she is so fake, god all she does is talk shit

by Yousresofake October 24, 2018

mateoavila

douchebag. real pain in the ass, cant fight worth a shit, has no problem using people. someone with absolutely no friends...just enemys.

omg what a mateoavila

why do you have to be such a mateoavila

by sir pimpsalot January 24, 2008

materade

The opposite fictional beverage to gaterade. It's for the feeling when you want to give love to people around you.

Scientists are trying to make the materade in order to alter the cruel guys in this world

by Ygg November 3, 2008