my mate

A wildcard entrance to a conversation that you are not invited to.

"My mate has a 350 chev with a turbo 400 gearbox in his hq one tonner, its funny because the gearbox isn't actually turbo"'nasal laugh'
"My mate from church group once ate a whole aluminium soft drink can"

by aus90 February 2, 2017

Mateus

A super hottie. Normally a guy with that name gets lots of pussy.

His name is Mateus

by I.Molest.Children.With.Rae.Pis March 19, 2019

Nerd Majeure

Derived from force majeure. The irresistible compulsion (exclusive to otaku and other nerds) to correct, or at least point out, inconsequential petty mistakes or inconsistencies in language, reproduction or representation.

My overwhelming desire to be pedantic with this Urban Dictionary entry is a result of nerd majeure.

or

I am compelled by nerd majeure to point out that in frame 3754 of (random anime movie), the alien's third tentacle has no shadow.

by ithcy February 16, 2006

Donut Maneuver

When YOU do it, it's an illegal U-turn. When a police officer does it, it's a Donut Maneuver for obvious reasons.

That police officer just made an illegal U-turn! What the hell?

Just let it go man, police officers perform Donut Maneuvers like that all the time.

by RoboCop 3000 May 1, 2011

makeup

Shit you put on your face so that your face doesn't look like shit.

I look like shit! I better put some makeup on my face to look less shitty.

Her makeup looks like shit!

by Mr. Nivlac February 21, 2013

Righto mate

When one claims to have accomplished something that is utterly impossible this phrase should be said in response. It is usually pronounced in a sarcastic tone so the other person is informed of the person's disbelief of their claim.

Christian: "I hooked up with Georgie last night."

Joel: "Righto mate."

(i.e Georgie is mint and Christian could not have possibly got with her.)

by Mmmmgeorge! December 6, 2010

Mateo

Mateo is a very atractive and very apealing to almost every girl a well known popular person and a very talented person on his feet he has the natural gift of dancing. He Is also a very sweet loving and caring person who truly looks out for his friends and family. Hes not the tallest of the bunch but he isn't really short he has a tiny bit of a temper and can hold a grudge for quite a long while there is nobody else like him hes a 1 in a million person.

Mateo is the most creative and inspiring person I've ever seen!!.

by Mahxli_ax😂 August 26, 2017