masterbaiter

An expert fisherman! Masterbaiters usually wank- I mean WAKE up at 3 AM to catch some fresh cod.

Person 1: I got a gold medal in fishing camp!
Person 2: Yo, that's great!
Person 1: Yeah, and I got a nickname there too lol

Person 2: What's your nickname?
Person 1: The Masterbaiter.

by moistbenis May 23, 2023

Masterbather

A person whom has mastered masterbateing while they bath.

I am a masterbather.

by talldrinkofh2o June 23, 2023

masterbatriotism

Masterbatriotism is the act of frivolously being outwardly, annoyingly, maliciously, and ignorantly patriotic… having never served the country.

Jim is down at the bar taunting a table of anti-war idiots and he’s laying on the masterbatriotism pretty thick.

by PARTANIOUS August 20, 2023

masterbateability

The ease in which you can get off to something by masterbation.

The book she was reading had smut with a high masterbateability rating.

by Iamtheraine August 15, 2024

Masterater

A person who rates themselves with five star reviews on Google or Yelp using fake accounts, or using accounts of friends or famiky to rehabilitate their poor reputation.

There were so many reviews on Google that gave the Razo, the manager, 5- stars, that it had to be Razo, acting as a masterater to deceive the public.

by jocklondon February 21, 2024

Masterbaiter

A fisherman who is really good at using bait

"Dude, did you see John. He's a masterbaiter!

by Zomp womp March 18, 2024

hate masterbate

When you’re mad at your significant other and you go off privately to masterbate. During this particular masturbation you think about your significant other and why you’re mad at them.

Julie forgot to buy a gift for our anniversary, so I hate masterbated.

by phantomofthedictionary December 29, 2017