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The master of disguise

The act of making love missionary in a Little Tyke's turtle sandbox and pulling the shell lid up over your back.
Pat - Bro the neighbors were out of town for the weekend so I took my girl to their kids sandbox and gave her the master of disguise.

Q - Fucking awesome

Pat - Yeah I've still got sand in my knees
by Patscorch June 30, 2016
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tres master

tres master describes a person who has engaged (and continues to) in threesome sexual activity.
Shadi and Tito are known to be tres masters of 588.
by Danny Yoon May 5, 2004
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Trim Master

One who has mastered the art of pulling "trim".

A very skilled and talented individual who has the uncanny ability to get the ladies.
Hey, did you see Nick pulling all those bitches last night?
Yeah I did, that guy is the Trim Master! I'd cut off both my hands for one of his.
by akimrb November 6, 2010
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Bait the Master

A common mis-use of the word Masturbate, when reversed it says Bate Mastur.
by MrMagic October 26, 2007
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The Master Race

The epic battle between piss and flush. When you flush the toilet before you finish peeing and try to complete your urination before the toilet is finished the flushing process.
"I competed in The Master Race today but the toilet won...I guess I had to pee more than I had originally anticipated!"
by J Rizzy February 3, 2010
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toilet master

someone who marks their territory by peeing around the rim of the toilet
by fragileego May 16, 2014
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True Gamer Master Race

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(Title: True Gamer Master Race)

Followers of the True Gamer Master Race are an elite group of gamers that are trained to play on any hardware. Be it Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, Sega, Commodore 64, PC, or any hardware that has ever been created and released to the general public.

They have a great sense of taste, both in fashion and in games. They do not discriminate, they only call out bad practices.

Their Philosophy goes as follows:

If it's a great game: We play it.
If it's a bad game: we expose it.
If the hardware has good practices: We sing its praise.
If the hardware has bad practices: We expose it, no matter our personal feelings about the hardware.
We own many consoles, including PC and Mobile, and we do not discriminate against people.
We are all gamers, and we must all unite! For the betterment of gamers and humanity alike!
TRUE GAMER MASTER RACE!
Person 1: You're just a Sony KnobSlobber!
TGMR: LIES! We belong to the True Gamer Master Race Learn our Philosophy, BISH!
by Janoria Alexander Corven September 23, 2018
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