manchester

MANCHESTER IS GREAT! even though it is an absolute shed.
NO, we dont all talk like Liam Gallagher, most of us do though.
NO, we arent all chavs. most of us are though.
NO, we dont all possess guns. most of us do though.
NO, we dont all have ASBO's. most of us do though.
and NO we do not say "my kid"


it's "our kid"
you get me?!

bloke from manchester: "y'alright are kid?"
another bloke from manchester: "sound mate, sound."

by mickie and lickie March 19, 2009

Manchester

A "Manchester" is the act of calling a friend or acquaintance on a statement they made. When a person states definitively that they will perform an action, anyone within earshot can call "Manchester!"

After the call, the callee must either perform the act or receive a swift punch in the stomach.

Originated at Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology on BSB 1 in 2008-2009.

Andy: "I'm going to go do jumping jacks naked on the frozen lake!"
Tim: "MANCHESTER."

(At this point, Andy either does jumping jacks naked on a frozen lake, or gets punched.)

by Thron January 7, 2010

Manchester

When you say you are going to do something and someone Manchesters you, you have to do it or you get kicked in the nuts.

I'm gonna take a shit in your gloves." "Manchester."

by kunz1033 December 17, 2010

Munchie

Munchie is when you feel peckish or in other words hungry, Munchie can also mean I'm munchie which means you are saving an image of someone onto your smartphone using an application from the app world the smartphone is reccondmending you to use.

I'm munchie your friend, which means the person is saving a picture of someone on the their smartphone using an app.

by Seamy October 6, 2012

Manchester

A "Manchester" is used in response to an individual claiming a completely ridiculous course of action. Once Manchestered, said individual must complete his claim within 24 hours, otherwise punishable with a vicious open hand slap or kick to the testicles.

Subject 1: "If that asshole doesn't turn does his music, I'm going to shit on face."

Subject 2: "Manchester..."

by Zimmdog October 7, 2011

Manchester

basically the ultimate dare; you can not turn these down, or you will be punched in the chest as hard as the person that manchestered you can punch.

"I'm going to stick this up your ass"
"manchester"
"damnit"
*punch*

by santersss May 21, 2010

Munchies

THC stimulates the appetite.

"The munchies are always good, if I can remember right."

by smokeweedinhell666 October 20, 2008