Tau male

They often have ginormous shlongs and which they never get to use because they are so hideous. To be classified as a tau male one must have an IQ of well above 130, have at most 5 moms, own a 2003 Miata with truck nuts, and have canted wheels at 135° centigrade.

Did you se that ugly geek, he probably can put on his pants in the morning because his cock is so big. Such a tau male!!?

by yamom45 May 17, 2021

scrimblo male

The ultimate type of male — better than alpha males, sigma males, whatever else. Endowed with immense charisma, confidence, attractiveness, willpower, and intelligence. They are very rare, it is theorized that only 0.01% of men are scrimblo males.
Because of their sheer dominance, scrimblos are often the subject of jealousy from lower males. Sometimes lower males attempt to harm or incapacitate them. The adversaries must use dirty tricks, however, for none can hope to defeat a scrimblo male in a forthright struggle.
The rarity of scrimblo males means most of them will never meet another scrimblo. When they do, however, they treat each other with respect, recognizing a fellow scrimblo king.
Common signs of a scrimblo male: Enjoys jigsaw puzzles. Like to collect cool rocks. Volunteers at animal shelters.

Dave: Becky's been flirting with me, I'm gonna hit her up on Insta tonight.
Eric: Don't bother. I heard Sam's interested in her.
Dave: Sam? The scrimblo male? Please say you're kidding.
Eric: Nope. Frankly, I'm surprised she hasn't started dating him already.

by sapodilla July 14, 2021

sigma male

The introverted alpha male. They do not conform to society standards and rather think for themselves. Sigmas have many traits often correlated with an alpha male. Although they can appear quiet to those who do not know them, they are actually outgoing once you speak to them. These people are on a similar hierarchy to an alpha male, although they are simply less extroverted and are more in tune with themselves.

Person 1: He’s quiet for an alpha male

Person 2: I think a sigma male is a better term

by LowkeyAlpha November 10, 2018

Male tears

The emotional tears from toxic masculine person’s fragile egos

His male tears flowed as he explained why the woman was not above him though she paid the bills.

by GenerationalHonesty March 4, 2022

maleavage

Male cleavage, often characterized by deep-v neck shirts or excessive unbottoning of shirts

Dude, that guy has way too much maleavage. I did not need to see that much chest hair.

by JFH & KSK May 5, 2008

Malaea

Malaea is an attractive, smart, amazing, and responsible woman. They are some of the most intelligent people ever. But if you cross their backs, you will regret it.

Omg she’s so amazing, must be a Malaea.

by Calmdowwwwnnnnnnnn July 24, 2020

Yazlie Maldenito

A short , Puerto- Rican, That Usually Says "Aye, Shut up", "Pero, Shut up" and "Aye, Close Your Toto Lips" usually associated With Chonga's. She starts everything with "Aye" and "Pero

Yo Nigga Your Being Mad Yazlie Maldenito right now, Pero Nothing stfu!

by RizNiniMila September 24, 2011