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Maddison Lansing

Typically a female who draws retarded chickens and imagines herself as a balloon. Can also bench 500
“Maddison Lansing bro whats the deal with her chickens
“Why does Maddison Lansing sound like ariana grande?”
by Marcopologr June 20, 2018
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Saint Maddison

The saintiest saint of all. Saint of leading high school dropouts. Graces her presence with A+ history papers. Her Saint day is the 5 of March every year. Celebrated by public holiday and a no labour weekend. Feel free to bring your dogs (or other pets) to celebrate the day in a shrine dedicated to her. if you do take your pets to St. Maddison's shrine she will grant you good luck for the rest of your life.

History of St. Maddison:
Maddison Marie McClan (Born: 06/06/1817 - 07/06/1899) was known in her small town as the first person to fail school, she became a saint due to the miraculously picking up her grades (totally not cheating...lol) and gave hope to all stupid students around the world. People now pray to her and pass and if (when) they don't pass she leads them, if they pray consistently Maddison will visit those who pray and grace them with A+ papers (usually history papers but if you are lucky she will give you the papers you need for an A+) she is now celebrated every 5 of March with a public holiday and labour free weekend
Person 1 : "Wow it's St Maddison day"
Person 2: "what's that?"
Person 1: "Successful people like you wouldn't understand, it's only for cool kids"
Person 2: "Damn I wish I was a highschool drop out and had no future :("

"Wow I get to take my dog to Saint Maddison's shrine...how awesome"
by マデイー<3 February 25, 2019
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Madison effect

The migration of a trend from a small, affluent segment to a larger, mass market audience.

In 1985, the girl's name "Madison" was ranked as the 628th most popular in the U.S. and was chosen primarily by wealthy, well-educated parents. Middle and working class parents picked up on the trend and by 2010 the Social Security Administration ranked "Madison" as the eight most popular name in America and has been among the most popular names for over a decade.

Also known as: Madison concept, Madison idea and Madison theory.
The marketing team is using the Madison effect to launch the new product: they are giving it away to consumers in East Hampton and people will be clamoring for it in Iowa by Christmas.
by Jaxon A. June 10, 2011
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madison perez

Madison Perez will be rough at times but in real life, she is the most loving and most caring person very she love's sports but at times she would fake not liking it. She loves basketball mostly but out of all of it she's loves cheerleading and loves dance that is her life
Madison Perez is caring and loving person i ever known.
by musically123 March 23, 2017
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Madison

Gorgeous, funny, and every time she walks into a room everyone stares. All the boys say she’s fine and besta believe she’ll make you fall in love so easily not just with her looks and personality but in bed she’ll have you begging on your knees for more. Madison is also loyal she’ll ride with you and have your back to the end, she’ll never leave your side or break your heart. She is also a good listener you can tell her anything and she will give you the best advice, she is honest, and very sweet. But don’t be on her bad side even though Madison looks like she’s innocent, she comes from a deep past that nobody knows about Madison is also depressed but doesn’t want anyone to no or receive any attention to that cause but really all she needs is some love in her life and someone to have her back and give her love that she gives other people. If you have a Madison don’t ever let her go she’s irreplaceable.
Bruh do you see that girl Madison she’s fine as hell.
by Rachealsksk March 10, 2018
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Madison Nicol

Very awkward girl, sort of smart.

She isn't the most relevant person but she likes Disney and is autistically obsessed with it.
"Who is Madison Nicol..oh Disney freak yeah I know her"
by Overnewton l November 30, 2018
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madison

madison is a very shy girl at first, but once you meet her, man she a whole other level. she is very outgoing and happy almost all the time. she’s one of the most athletic girls in her school. boys, if you have her as a girlfriend your lucky. madison usually has blonde/dirty blonde hair and blue/greeny eyes. she says she’s ugly even tho everyone tells her otherwise, and is always talking to people. she can be very mean sometimes, but most of the time she’s great. she gets good marks in school, not so much in french, but definitely in phys ed. if u have madison as a girlfriend you are very lucky.
person 1: yo dude did you see that new girl?
person 2: yea man she’s such a madison
by i’m the best at this December 18, 2018
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