Macon, noun from Man and Bacon. Is a meal known to few has a delicacy where a man to arouse is sexual partner (male or female) wrap pre-cooked bacon around is genitalia and attach a hot dog bread to it. The sexual partner then eat the said wrapped bacon and orally please the male. In Muslim country they replace the bacon with turkey. In some part of the USA the Macon is also known has the Pacon (penis and bacon)
by RecTumBen April 14, 2011
Get the Macon mug.What you call it when engaging in hard sexual intercourse with the disk drive of a macbook. Can often end in an i-Jizz. This is the only way ever reported cause of a mac crashing. It can also unfortunately. void the warranty.
Harry stop having a MacFuck with your stupid MacBook, Its not even that hot. Its Tiger for fuck's sake. You are ramming an old man. You want some young Leopard pussy like me ;)
by Tommy Harrisons January 11, 2009
Get the MacFuck mug.An EXTREME tool. Such an utterly sad excuse for a human being, that said person is not JUST a toolBAG macdouchenator, but a toolSHED macdouchenator. Personally, I think we should just exterminate them all.
Epic Girl: Dude, Mark is such a toolshed macdouchenator.
Epic Dude: Dude, I know right. He's a MAJOR toolshed macdouchenator.
Epic Dude: Dude, I know right. He's a MAJOR toolshed macdouchenator.
by EpicGirl;D June 13, 2010
Get the toolshed macdouchenator mug.i. A pair of crafty breasts, usually belonging to a female. The nipples are either perky enough to pick a lock, or the breasts are so alluring to the male's gaze that they could disarm a gunman.
ii. A women's chest which appears large, but is in fact a bra stuffed with socks, tissue paper, duct tape, etc.
ii. A women's chest which appears large, but is in fact a bra stuffed with socks, tissue paper, duct tape, etc.
i. "Hey Steve, check out that girl at the end of the bar. She's using her Macguyver Tits to get drinks again!"
ii. "I wish I was a D-cup like you, Erin." "Here, you can borrow one of my bras and some toilet paper - just Macguyver some Tits."
ii. "I wish I was a D-cup like you, Erin." "Here, you can borrow one of my bras and some toilet paper - just Macguyver some Tits."
by Lil Wreni March 19, 2010
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Get the Macauley mug.most often used to descrie someone who is:
an amazing friend
a very smart person
the prettiest girl you will ever meet
often times quite bitchy
even more often is sarcastic
someone who gives amazing advice, never fails to make you laugh, knows exactly what is going on in your life, and how to make it better, listens to all your crazy stories, helps with all the boy problems
and she is the best friend that you could ever ask for!
an amazing friend
a very smart person
the prettiest girl you will ever meet
often times quite bitchy
even more often is sarcastic
someone who gives amazing advice, never fails to make you laugh, knows exactly what is going on in your life, and how to make it better, listens to all your crazy stories, helps with all the boy problems
and she is the best friend that you could ever ask for!
by greaaaaaaaaaaaa February 25, 2009
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