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Logaids

A chronic disease in which the infected patient feels an incessant and urgent need to vocalize various profanities, the most prominent being "penis." It is spread, literally, by word of mouth; once an innocent bystander hears an infect person yell "penis" for no apparent reason, they will succumb to the irresistible urge to reply in kind. (True to scientific nomenclature, the name is a portmanteau of the progenitor and a similarly fast-spreading disease.)
You: "Yeah...you're gay."
Him: "...Penis!"
You: "Penis indeed."
Him: "..."
You: "Penis!"
Someone Else: "OH NOES! You gots teh LOGAIDS!"
by Daem0n April 20, 2009
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Logan

Logan. A boy who is strong, confident, shy, nice and really gorgeous. If you meet him at motocross and say hi, he will probably just say you just came here to say hi? And then you will have to change your name. He is very sweet but shy, so if he talks to you, your the luckiest person in the world. You will probably want to see him all the time, but not knowing his last name, it's hard. Make sure you are nice to him because he's a person you'll want to keep in your life forever.
by Emma. P. H February 22, 2013
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Loganville

A shit hole town in bum fuck Georgia, with nothing better to do but smoke pot, and go to Taco Bell.
why the hell would you want to go to Loganville, just kill yourself now.
by pig Walsh April 17, 2006
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Logan

Logan is the sweetest and cutest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s so kind and loving and normally puts his friends and family first. He loves music and loves playing video games with his best friend. Logan can be shy but can also be the most crazy and outgoing guy ever. He can make an amazing boyfriend and gives amazing cuddles but is often very busy and hard to manage everything in his life, but he always makes everything work. If you meet a Logan, never let him go, he will be the best thing that’ll ever happen to you.
Person 1: Hey, who’s that guy over there?

Person 2: Oh, that’s logan, he’s really nice.
Person 1: And cute!
by PrebllGB_ June 7, 2020
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Logan Paul

An asshole pimp YouTuber who's fans mainly consist of retarded children or very gullible people. Notably responsible for the Suicide Forest scandal in January which has now faded away into nothingness.
If you watch Logan Paul you must have severe autism.
by A Human Male July 20, 2018
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Loganism

1. The belief that Logan is god and that all shall worship him as such.
2. Logan is god when he holds the whip and you wear the mask. If you have the mask on, you will OBEY.
I wear this nice leather mask and i call Logan god.
by LtotheIzzo February 22, 2005
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