Lebanese Kebab

the act of decorating your penis with various food products such as beef, chicken, fruits, etc. and getting your bitch to eat it off

'im hungry'
'how bout a Lebanese Kebab?'

by blabies212 May 15, 2010

lebanese

lebanese girls are the hottest girlz ever no doubt bout that..
lebanese guys are the most cold, NOT FUNNY, and wangstaz ppl ever.. they think they are tough and all but when it comes to real fights they need to call up their whole nation to come wid dem..

you may find that it gets annoying chillin wid some lebanese peeps bcauz they talk about their country a lot where it really gets really annoying and booring..
a lot of lebanese people believe for some reasons that they are the greatest race alive for some self-esteem issues...
a lot of lebanese peeps got attitude and are pretty good at it and think "they are tough"

Example 1:
buddha smoker: yo watzzz good man
lebanese: yo man in lebanon there is.... and... and... and..
*15 minutes later*
buddha smoker: fuck u and ur country

*cocks his shotgun* *BANG*

Example 2:
flirt: yo look at dat maddd chick maynee, i wish i culd get some of dat fine ass
flirt 2: ya mayne shes some fine lebanese chick

Example 3:
person 1 : aii man lets go one on one right naww
lebanese: u sure u wanna mess with me?? ur gunna get killed man
person 1: bring it on wigga u is a soft pussy
*lebanese person calls up 5 ppl*
lebanese: come here right now man this guy is talking shit about lebanon... lets jump him..

by TheBuddha Smokerrr November 6, 2009

Lebanese

Lebanese all lebanese people should not be called after their most prized god allah but should be called kenny..Because they are all going to die anyway..

sorry but thats just the truth don't mean to offend anybody that is lebanese but..its the truth!

by THETRUTHISVERYPAINFUL October 21, 2010

lesbometer

when you sense the coming of a Cunt Nazi, your lesbometer goes up. When a rockrr girl tells you she likes women and your lesbometer shows no activity, she's lying. stick your tongue down her throat.

The lesbometer just put Avril Lavine out of business.

by anonymous March 3, 2005

lebanese custard

A girl gives head to a guy in a sand box and then the male blows into a hot, steamy, batch of couscous....the woman then proceeds to eat the couscous while the male sits and watches.

Man 1- I gave marie the nastiest batch of lebanese custard last night..She ate the whole thing and wanted seconds.
Man 2- Thats awesome but i hit that up first

by adambtownking September 9, 2008

Lebanesebian

A lesbian who is only attracted to Lebanese women.

Jane: I thought Mary was a lesbian, but she won't even look at me.
Martha: Shes a LEBANESEbian
Jane: Oh.

by fjfjksl February 23, 2011

Lebanese Oyster

Seaping humous like discharge, almost cottage cum like in its appearance is extracted from the vaginal cavity. Whilst the traditional method of consumption would be the Oyster Shot, the Lebanese version simply spreads the chunky paste onto a nice warm pitta and gets served, drizzled in olive oil and with a nice glass of pinot grigio.

Hey Jamie, you fucking burned the pitta, what the fuck am I gonna paste this lebanese oyster on? Its gimpingly chunky and I'm starving.

by Knob Rob October 22, 2008