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by theboyperson July 7, 2020
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Denis Leonard

An absolute lad with a massive schlong. Anyone who is a DL deserve the utmost respect from all his followers. They always have pure daecent tackies too.
JP: 'Lads that fucker is a Denis Leonard'
DB: OO JORDANTITS
by DonaldSchlong November 20, 2018
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William Leonard Pickard

The man responsible for 90% of the worlds LSD. Got busted in the year 2000. Could you believe that? 90%! Thats why LSD is so rare to find these days. That sucks!

"The DEA maintains that Pickard and partner Clyde Apperson were responsible for manufacturing a majority of the LSD sold in the United States at the time of his arrest, citing a single post-arrest statistic indicating a 95 percent reduction in the drug's availability (where other sources have shown an historically falling interest in LSD). The DEA also maintains that besides the missile launch facility in Kansas, Pickard and Apperson had previously manufactured LSD in Mountain View, California, in Oregon and in Santa Fe, New Mexico. The DEA claims a Santa Fe lab they operated also consistently produced about 1 kilogram of LSD every five weeks. DEA estimates are that 1 kilogram of LSD is equal to 10 million doses with "street value" of $4 million, at 100 micrograms-per-$4-dose. Significantly, the DEA reported only six ounces (less than 170 grams) of ergotamine tartrate (the essential and difficult to obtain LSD precursor) were found in vehicles associated with the silo."
QUESTION-Hey, howcome LSD is so rare to find man?

ANSWER-Because that stupid chickenhawk William Leonard Pickard GOT BUSTED WITH 90% OF IT!
by Manmoss1234 July 6, 2009
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leonardo dicaprio

the hottest man ever living.
named after leonardo davinci.
and married to me.
oh my god! have you seen Leonardo Dicaprio's new movie?
its bitchin'.
by marissa and natalie July 21, 2006
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leonarding

Confirming plans only to then bail out last minute or go completely missing with a suspect/weak/epic excuse.

Also to pull a 'leonard'
"Where's Nick? He seemed so up for it and has been banging on for weeks that he was 100% going to be here but he's not here."
"Ah, he's probably leonarding / pulling a leonard"
by seanshouse November 7, 2013
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Leonardo Decapitated

When you are eating out a girl and she squeezes her thick thighs together so hard that she decapitates you.
Damn... that thick mami just Leonardo Decapitated my buddy last night.
by yungcleen May 11, 2018
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The Leonard Affect

When one has a strong affection/liking to someone and will make minuscule attempts to pursue said person. When the subject is faced with minor discouragement/realization that effort or time is required to obtain said person, subject will give up and move on, repeating the process.
Dood is The Leonard Affect contagious? Because I don't feel like giving up on love yet.
by Dontsayfuckinmycar November 19, 2016
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