The act of fucking a girl from Sweden in the ass in front of a Denny's while watching Perfect Strangers reruns. Contrary to popular belief, this can be done anytime throughout the day, as Denny's serves breakfast all day long.
I was performing the Indonesian Lumberjack on Heidi when she began to sob about her recently deceased pet goat.
by cabbagelou October 7, 2009
Get the Indonesian Lumberjack mug.The female participant is laying completely nude, face down, and is handcuffed to each of the four bed posts.
The male stands nude on the bed located between the females feet with a full erection. He raises his hands and shimmies his fingers about(Representing tree limbs and leaves) and Shouts, "TIMBER!" After shouting, he falls(belly flop style) face first into the back of the female firmly planting his fallace into the females anal canal. This maneuver is done with the female laying face down to heighten the level of surprise. Attempt at your own risk! This can leave your man parts in tatters if done incorrectly.
This maneuver was invented while dining at Dennie's and tested later that evening.
The male stands nude on the bed located between the females feet with a full erection. He raises his hands and shimmies his fingers about(Representing tree limbs and leaves) and Shouts, "TIMBER!" After shouting, he falls(belly flop style) face first into the back of the female firmly planting his fallace into the females anal canal. This maneuver is done with the female laying face down to heighten the level of surprise. Attempt at your own risk! This can leave your man parts in tatters if done incorrectly.
This maneuver was invented while dining at Dennie's and tested later that evening.
by Sasquatch Alpha and ColBeck April 27, 2005
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by Luluwhowho January 28, 2009
Get the Lewbert mug.When a man eats a woman's pussy while she is taking a shit. The female version of the blumpkin. The phrase is derived from a man eating lunch while logs are being dropped.
Usually i wake Stacey up with some good old fashioned morning sex. But last night was fajita night, so i will give her a nice lumberjack lunchbox on this glorious morning.
by friendly bushwhacker September 1, 2010
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by Jlloydus15137 July 2, 2011
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"Were you wearing a flannel shirt?"
"No."
"Doesn't count, you just shoved a bunch of sticks in you girls pussy for no reason freak."
"Were you wearing a flannel shirt?"
"No."
"Doesn't count, you just shoved a bunch of sticks in you girls pussy for no reason freak."
by diarrhea mouth? January 6, 2010
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They are always cutting us down.
They are always cutting us down.
by Modeen August 27, 2014
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