when people have nothing else to do so they just sit in a vehicle at night with 1 or more friends in a shady parking lot, and pig out and/or discuss life
referred to as "lotting" as short, or lets go "lot"
referred to as "lotting" as short, or lets go "lot"
person1: yo man i just got a shitload of food from wawa, and i have a lot to get off my chest
person2: you want to go parking lotting?
person2: you want to go parking lotting?
by shitheadasshole December 30, 2008
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Guy 1: "Last night, Mandy invited me round for a free manicure as part of her beautician´s course."
Guy 2: "Wow, she is so hot. How did it go?"
Guy 1: "Pretty well until it became abundantly clear that I play the Fingernail Lottery every week."
"Such was my urgent need, I locked the toilet door in great haste, lowered my britches and dropped some friends off at the pool. Only then did I note the dire lack of toilet tissue. My heart sank in the sad knowledge that I would have to play the Fingernail Lottery."
Hard Times, Charles Dickens
Guy 2: "Wow, she is so hot. How did it go?"
Guy 1: "Pretty well until it became abundantly clear that I play the Fingernail Lottery every week."
"Such was my urgent need, I locked the toilet door in great haste, lowered my britches and dropped some friends off at the pool. Only then did I note the dire lack of toilet tissue. My heart sank in the sad knowledge that I would have to play the Fingernail Lottery."
Hard Times, Charles Dickens
by Francois Fromage June 10, 2010
Get the Fingernail Lottery mug.Person 1: I just can't seem to get any matches on Tinder. Is there something wrong with me?
Person 2: You are just being too picky... why don't you try Tinder Lottery?
Person 2: You are just being too picky... why don't you try Tinder Lottery?
by Richmannnnnn February 1, 2018
Get the Tinder Lottery mug.Whole Lotta Red (WLR Day) is a day representing Playboi Carti’s famous album: Whole Lotta Red. This album, released on December 25th of 2020, was by far his highest ranked album and is still loved by millions across the world to this day. The 25th of December is also the day of Christmas, so with Christmas and Whole Lotta Red dropping on the same day, fans described Whole Lotta Red as, “the greatest Christmas gift in rap history,” which is how WLR Day was created. It is, by far, one of the most celebrated rap holidays of all-time.
Person 1: “Yo, guess what tomorrow is?”
Person 2: “Christmas?”
Person 1: “No, dumbfuck, it’s Whole Lotta Red Day. Y’know, Whole Lotta Red’s birthday?”
Person 2: “Oh yeah, WLR’s birthday. Wasn’t that Carti’s album?”
Person 1: “Yes, it was.”
Person 2: “Thought so. I swear, that’s like one of the greatest albums of all time.”
Person 2: “Christmas?”
Person 1: “No, dumbfuck, it’s Whole Lotta Red Day. Y’know, Whole Lotta Red’s birthday?”
Person 2: “Oh yeah, WLR’s birthday. Wasn’t that Carti’s album?”
Person 1: “Yes, it was.”
Person 2: “Thought so. I swear, that’s like one of the greatest albums of all time.”
by jayFFR December 24, 2022
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Example 1:
Guyl 1: Dang it! All these hot chicks in here and we got the waitress who's built like a linebacker. That stinks.
Guy 2: Yeah, we definitely lost the Waitress Lottery, but at least we've got cold beer and eye candy all around us to enjoy.
Example 2:
When she came over I thought we'd won the waitress lottery, cause she's a hottie. We've been waiting forever for our beer, so I guess we didn't.
Guyl 1: Dang it! All these hot chicks in here and we got the waitress who's built like a linebacker. That stinks.
Guy 2: Yeah, we definitely lost the Waitress Lottery, but at least we've got cold beer and eye candy all around us to enjoy.
Example 2:
When she came over I thought we'd won the waitress lottery, cause she's a hottie. We've been waiting forever for our beer, so I guess we didn't.
by TPD in Big D October 23, 2009
Get the Waitress Lottery mug.Arguably the dumbest politician alive, including George W. Bush. Aside from having a really dorky name, here are a few example of Mr. Lott's idiocy at work:
-He got screwed because his home got destroyed by a hurricane and his insurance didn't pay for it because he didn't read the terms correctly. He got pissed and riled Congress up into an anti-insurance frenzy and made all of our insurance rates go up. Thanks a lot asshole.
-He advocates federal spending on state projects, or at least he did when he was up for re-election. To directly quote him, "Balancing the budget is a nice idea, but I got an election to win".
-The guy endorsed Strom Thurmond, basically admitting he's a racist without outright saying it on public television.
Thankfully, he plans to resign and go into private sector jobs, including teaching. God help anyway unfortunate enough to have this oaf as a teacher.
-He got screwed because his home got destroyed by a hurricane and his insurance didn't pay for it because he didn't read the terms correctly. He got pissed and riled Congress up into an anti-insurance frenzy and made all of our insurance rates go up. Thanks a lot asshole.
-He advocates federal spending on state projects, or at least he did when he was up for re-election. To directly quote him, "Balancing the budget is a nice idea, but I got an election to win".
-The guy endorsed Strom Thurmond, basically admitting he's a racist without outright saying it on public television.
Thankfully, he plans to resign and go into private sector jobs, including teaching. God help anyway unfortunate enough to have this oaf as a teacher.
Guy 1: What's the difference between an ape and Trent Lott?
Guy 2: One has superior planning skills and can raise a family without turning them into racist hicks, the other is Trent Lott.
Guy 2: One has superior planning skills and can raise a family without turning them into racist hicks, the other is Trent Lott.
by OmegaflareX December 27, 2007
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by Lolipop bo Rae January 8, 2009
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