Wellington Landings Middle School

Wellington Landings is a school full of kids but not just any kids dumb ones, ones who do cocaine and smoke weed but get caught, Landings has kids who think they are hard and from the hood yet really they are just wearing their Air Force 1’s that there mom bought them while she was in Europe buying Louis Vuitton, And the girls at Landings are white bitches that suck dick just to get back with their ex, dirty hoes that lose their virginity at 12-14 nasty, and the very few black bitches at Landings tend to be loud as FUCK at generally the morning times when everyone is tired, then we have Mr. Cativa aka I’m gay and have an uncircumcised dick that tends to rape people cause it’s fun and push girls because he’s a pussy, too pussy enough not to buy shit of shaydon, a white 90 pound crackhead, yet Mr. Cativa finds himself throwing up crip signs while wearing his all red adidas his mom bought him in another country, and lastly let’s not get started on the bitch ass teachers that will do anything to get you in trouble, well I don’t wanma get started on the teachers since they are retarted but yes this is Wellington Landings Middle School.

Hey did u see that fight at Wellington Landings Middle School? - “Yo did you see that fight”, “You mean Celeste’s fatass slapping Brenda?” “Yes” “That’s no fight that to cockroaches fighting” that’s Wellington Landings Middle School for ya

by Boiyouthoughtyouwastuff May 15, 2019

laying around

The act of sleeping with multiple people or with one person multiple times.

I heard Rebecca is laying around a lot.

by Cthulhoop November 29, 2015

Soft Landing

The last drink of the night.

Synonym: night cap

Pour me a soft landing before I go to bed.

by Wine lover February 20, 2020

landing strip

(female) cultivated pubic hair pattern where the hair on the inside of the thighs is removed, any hair near the arse (or for that matter, behind the back corner of the vagina) is removed, and hair between the leg-belly crease is removed on the abdomen leaving only a groomed rectangle running from the mid-tummy to the upper edge of the vulva; as if pointing towards her pussy, 'guiding' one towards the honey pot region

(male) quarter-inch-wide beard running the centre-line from the bottom of the lower lip to the bottom of the chin

(female): he:"Did she have a landing strip, triangle, Brazilian or was she just unkept?"

(male): she: "I came down hard on his landing strip during oral sex last night"

by Jake February 22, 2004

Laying down wolfbait

A sudden and URGENT need to poop with complete disregard for facilities or location.

camping~Dude what the fuck! Whose been laying down wolfbait outside my tent?
At a bar~Dude watch the door for me while I lay down some wolfbait....

At a party~We gotta go, I stopped up the bowl trying to flush down the angry wolfbait I dropped off.

by mrmalachicrunch February 26, 2012

University of Mays Landing

The University of Mays Landing, a community college in Mays Landing New Jersey ACCC, or, Atlantic Cape Community College

He got his associates degree in basket weaving from the University of Mays Landing

by backslashVagina October 4, 2009

Visible Landing Strip (VLS)

Noun. American. 2005.

The condition of being able to see a female's trimmed or cultivated pubic hair through a sheer undergarment. Also known as a "VLS".

First known usage was by editors at Fleshbot.com on 3/21/05. The term is a derived combination from the more common "visible panty line" or VPL and landing strip a term used to describe an aggressively groomed female pubis.

"I'm going to wear this new bra and panty set for you tonight... The fabric is so see through, you'll get a little VLS action for free, just like you like..."

by Marty May 13, 2005