Times lapse

The time-lag between when a phenomenon becomes common knowledge and the time it gets written up in The New York Times.

"Did you see that Times piece on freeganism last week? I met my first freegan a decade ago. That was a pretty egregious Times lapse even by their clueless standards."

by Media Watcher November 1, 2009

Dirty Larsen

When his guitar pick turns you on

Omg that guitarist is hot he pulled a dirty Larsen on me

by imsohotlikeamilf May 1, 2022

celebratory african laser light show

the cermonial dance of the negro jack-o-latern.

shazaam went to the celebratory african laser light show last night and moonwalked with some night smurfs.

by shnarf May 26, 2008

Laser

It is the one word that can override shotgun. Whenever someone calls shotgun before you, and you call out laser, you get the seat.

Situation: Micky, David, and Pilar are happily eating in greasy fast food joint, when Micky gets the call: their mom is pulling up on the corner.

Micky jumps out of his seat and heads towards the door. Just before the door closes, Micky lets his siblings know that the car is approaching.

Micky: Shotgun. Ha ha ha. Ha.

Pilar and David: Shotgun!

Micky: Too bad! I called it. Better luck later, losers.

Pilar: Well, laser! Now what, punk.

Micky and David, then, get into the backseat of the car with an air of humiliation.

Pilar whispers: Laser beats all.

by rawrkadi September 12, 2010

Lafser

An extremely motivated person who is often confused and lacking clear direction. From the words laugh and laser. Focused like a laser but utterly fails causing immense laughter.

Wow! Did you see that Lafser? Yeah! I told him that one hand keg stand was a bad idea.....he wasn't hearing it!

by Raider of the Lost Jake January 13, 2010

Laubenberg

An ineffective method of birth control that does not clean the vagina out or prevent pregnancy. Similar to a rape kit but scientifically proven to be a falsehood and the most ineffective form of birth control. Also used as a sarcastic response to a factual lie or an insult to ones intelligence. A fake form of birth control that does not work.

Sarcastic: Unprotected sex? Go get a Laubenberg.
Responsive: No, we can't have sex, I don't trust my Laubenberg.
Defensive: Oops, I'm pregnant, guess my Laubenberg failed.
Insulting: Well aren't you a Laubenberg.
Stupidity: Are you a Laubenberg scholar?

by AlexMaxJewell August 20, 2013

latseen

Planet of the apes looking motherfucker. He could be the missing link but most likely just an offspring from a gay hairy wrestler and a retarded monkey.

Is that a Sasquatch fucking that dog in the backyard, nope... it’s Latseen.

by Jack dingaling February 10, 2018