Ku Klux Kristian 

Christian Extremists who take parts of the bible literally to spread hate, bigotry, fear, and intolerance of anyone who isn't exactly like them.

I tried to reason with the Ku Klux Kristian, but he was absolutely sure that all gay people should die - so I assraped him.

Ku Klux Kristian by Pointer of the Obvious January 2, 2009

ole kristian 

A Shit teacher. Normally scares students and doesn’t know how to teach students in english. Wears a suit everyday, and acts cocky. Hairline receding all the way back to his neck. Says he has a family but i'm pretty sure nobody would fall in love with him, except erna solberg

"dud, we have such a cocky teacher"
"yea, he is a total ole kristian"

ole kristian by StinkyLizard1996 September 21, 2020

Lars Kristian 

Lars Kristian is a terrific guy with a way to much love for sheeps.
Lars Kristian is often to be seen with one og his hundred grandmothers and grandfathers. He works with weed

So you are om love with sheeps, then you totally took an Lars Kristian

Lars Kristian by Struddelsøten4427 October 10, 2018

ole kristian 

It means that you have a big cock

Girl: Wow you have Ole Kristian!

ole kristian by Gibbert November 11, 2018

ole kristian 

Ole Kristian means you have a big penis

Girl: Omg you have a Ole Kristian

ole kristian by Gibbert November 11, 2018

The Kristian Syndrome 

The Kristian Syndrome (Has nothing to do with Christianity, but is named after the Danish philosopher, Kristian Jørgensen, born May 4, 1994, who first discovered the syndrome) is a syndrome which typically affects teenagers in the western part of the world. The Kristian Syndrome has been built around the belief that everything has perverse undertones, and everything can be thought perverse. The Kristian Syndrome causes even the most non-perverted phrases to be turned into something perversely, in the head of people affected by The Kristian Syndrome, only by separating the sentence into smaller parts, or simply just repeating the phrase in a deeper tone.

Person 1: "No. I can't play football anymore today. My right leg hurts"

Person 2: "What's wrong with your leg?"

Person 1: "I don't know for sure. I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much"

Person 2: "I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much" (said in a deeper tone)

Person 1, 3 and 4: "HAHAHAHA! LOOOOL! Perverse!"

Person 2: "You guys have The Kristian Syndrome"

The Kristian Syndrome by Thephilospher July 23, 2012

Karl Kristian

Karl Kristian is a penis, who likes to play spiderman is rich and likes to play fotball. Karl kristians friends calls him kk, KK is a ginger❤️

She say I want a KK like Karl Kristian «you News a kk»

Karl Kristian by Lovepug99summer October 9, 2018