Kristiane

Kristiane is a short person who doesn't touch alcohol and likes the elderly men in the school

Kristiane did you sleep with the teacher again?

by Kristianefanpage May 10, 2022

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Kristian

A person who may have extreame self worth issues and my lie about what they know, like lying about knowing how many volts a battery holds and only mention it after the information is found in order to always have the right answer. And may as well put down/ sabotage friends in order to make them appear more mature.

Wait, Kristian you knew that my alternator was what was wrong with my car all along how come you didn't say anything?

by GuyManDudeHomosapian May 19, 2022

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Kristian

he hates anyone with a different skin colour to him. cant stop saying the n word and also abuses women on a daily bases. Only gets F's on his exams and suffers from "cant get bitches" syndrome.

hey look its kristian making out with a man

by nfjsa12 May 20, 2022

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Kristian L

Last name starts with an L because all he's taking is L's. Probably is a degenerate incel with zero bitches, zero rights, zero clips and zero skills in the art of gaming. Kristian is quite the specimen that needs to be locked up at a Jewish concentration camp under the super-vision of Jeffrey Epstein.

OMG do you know Kristian L? He's such a loser am I right? I heard he uses a racing wheel on every game he plays, how pathetic is that?

by BiggyManJones April 7, 2022

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Kristian and Ava

100% chance that they are two hot people, most probably from different countries, who are meant for each other. Very emotional, fun, and fricking amazing couple. Hopefully they finally see each other, sooner or later.

-Can you tell me the names of a boy and a girl, who are meant for each other?
-Kristian and Ava!

-Who is watching Barća in my living room?
-Chill, man, It’s Kristian and Ava, your friends.

by FallenAngel278 November 20, 2021

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