Last name starts with an L because all he's taking is L's. Probably is a degenerate incel with zero bitches, zero rights, zero clips and zero skills in the art of gaming. Kristian is quite the specimen that needs to be locked up at a Jewish concentration camp under the super-vision of Jeffrey Epstein.
OMG do you know Kristian L? He's such a loser am I right? I heard he uses a racing wheel on every game he plays, how pathetic is that?
by BiggyManJones April 07, 2022
by Kristianefanpage May 10, 2022
"The party was dying so I Hao Kristianed and we laughed about it for generations to come "
-ghandi probably
-ghandi probably
by Notstek69 July 31, 2023
100% chance that they are two hot people, most probably from different countries, who are meant for each other. Very emotional, fun, and fricking amazing couple. Hopefully they finally see each other, sooner or later.
-Can you tell me the names of a boy and a girl, who are meant for each other?
-Kristian and Ava!
-Who is watching Barća in my living room?
-Chill, man, It’s Kristian and Ava, your friends.
-Kristian and Ava!
-Who is watching Barća in my living room?
-Chill, man, It’s Kristian and Ava, your friends.
by FallenAngel278 November 20, 2021
The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.
"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"
by Flopstar89 July 02, 2023
Per Kristian is a nerdy boy with way too much free time on his hands. If you told me that you had ever seen him doing somethings else than playing games during class, I wouldnt believe you. He looks like 5 other kids in his grade, and he thinks shopping at session makes him a bad boy. He usually has terrible humor and he has about 500 kinks. All in all hes a good and annoying boy!
by Jk's hoe June 08, 2020