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Kool Aid Moustache

The usually red stain on the upper lip from Kool Aid that resembles a moustache. It usually is shaped in a semi-circle fashion due to the shape of the cup and looks like the Pringles Guy's moustache. While it is acceptable on children if a person over 11 has one they should live in complete shame.
Kenny: Dude is that a Kool Aid Moustache on your lip Alex?

Alex: No, its just a mark I got earlier.

Kenny: Bullshit, your 20 years old and you still haven't learned to drink from a glass you dumbass.

Kool aid surprise 

The act of pouring microwaved kool aid on a male partners penis and then yell surprise! While your partner is screaming.
Ya I gave that bitch a kool aid surprise last tuesday. He'll think twice before cheating on me again.

Kool-Aid Consumer 

Kool-Aid consumer Isa black person someone who drinks a lot of Kool-Aid
Or it can be used as a joke to a black friend
Friend: You Melon muncher.
You: Kool-Aid consumer.
Friend: Fried chicken feaster.
You: Aright, You won.

Kool Aid Guy

The talking bowl of fruit punch that crashes through walls in the Kool Aid comercials and allways yells, "OH YEAH!" when he does this.

Dane Cook makes fun of him in one of the funniest parts of his stand up.

Family Guy also makes fun.
"OH YEAH!"

Dane Cook- "Oh no! Naughty, Naughty, Kool Aid Guy!"

kool-aid bong

a ghetto bong where instead of useing water you use kool-aid..aka "the shit nigga"
yo nigga greg blazed me up on dat kool-aid bong..it was the shit nigga!!

kool aid smuggler

A person, most likely a black male, that drinks all the kool aid at a party of social gathering.
Paul- "Hey Sam, can you get me some kool aid?"

Sam- "Sorry but Tyrone drank all of it, that damn kool aid smuggler!"

Paul- "Fucking Tyrone dude!"
kool aid smuggler by TooEaZzy July 28, 2011