kleptic

Version of kleptomaniac, to collect or steal.

That scene kid is so kleptic with her mass ammounts of sunglasses and necklaces.

by . January 8, 2008

Kestrel Crew

A highly organised secret society which operates throughout the L21/L22 area of Merseyside, England. The only way to gain entry to the KC is if you are of Anglo-Saxon descent (sorry chris B), excluding Carter of course. Also you have to be invited and accepted by the founding fathers of the KC to gain entry. It is named the Kestrel Crew because one of the founding fathers watched the movie Kes and decided that he was now a keen lover of the kestrel. Even though it is based in Liverpool, the KC is biased towards the cause of both Accrington Stanley and Sunderland football clubs; nobody knows why but that's the way things are.

"Can I join your gang; the Kestrel Crew?"
"No, fuck off"

by Olof the Great December 15, 2008

Keester Stash

Its how you smuggle things into prison. By putting things in your ass


Usually with use of plastic bags and lots of lube..

You won't keester stash that.. Bonus points if you don't use lube.

by NSCSD_suxx March 21, 2009

klepto-accentitis

An auditory disease where speakers catch the accent of others and begin using it in their conversation.

When you were on the phone with North Carolina, your klepto-accentitis kicked in, and you said, "Ya'll need to hush up now" in a southern twang!

by Lorilynn December 4, 2010

Kleptopal

A friend who takes your stuff without asking and claims to never have seen it, or leaving an item in their house/car when you ask if they have it they say no, and you end up finding out they really did have it(either because they used it in front of you and they're so stupid they forgot OR you just randomly see it with their things).

Sara: Omg, Michelle is such a kleptopal! I went to a party last week with her and I left my lip gloss in her car, and when I asked her if she had it she said I lost it while I was drunk, and I know she totally had it!

Ashley: What? how did you know she had it?

Sara: Dumb hoe used it right in front of me the very next day!

by staynkhoe March 16, 2011

Kleptoclown

noun. A clowner with political vanities who is committed to thieving and lying and endorses clownarchy.

verb. To get panties in a bunch when expounding the virtues of semi-literacy.

Guy: A clown stole a hamburger from a child at Wendy's and was caught masturbating in the restroom.
Guy: Dude, that's crack kleptoclown.

Girl: Bitch, you trinna kleptoclown or get us both raped.
Girl: Raped. No, wait. Trinna kleptoclown. LOL!

by @RealityWinner February 21, 2018

kleptocracy

The United States. A country were politicians only care unless there's something in it for them, as only those who lie the best get elected to further abuse power.

I love living in a kleptocracy, money for pointless neverending wars, dieases without cure, and school books from 1960.

by D The R April 17, 2006