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Klappers

Big, dangly testicles. Heavy hangers. Big ol’ ball sack.
He teabags me every night with this klappers. It’s like two tennis balls in a sock.

My uncle showed me his klappers.
by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018
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Klaas

Male name, from the German word "bitchly", which makes sense because he is a bitchly. Oh, and a nazi.
"Oh no! Klaas is coming! Quick, hide the Jews!"
by MattW6969xxxconexxx May 29, 2015
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Klappa

Contraction of clap and Kappa : a sarcastical clap, mostly used on twitch.tv
John got timed ouf for spamming, everyone in the chat give him a big Klappa!
by El_Pollo_Loco June 24, 2016
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Baby Klaus

A Baby Klaus is typically a 30-40 year old virign male who is abusive to women yet still is a White Knight to them.

These are typically found online, especially in Toxic game communities.

Typically lives alone, and any relationships they have are extremely short and end badly.

Usually relies on family to assist them with laundry or car rides and never takes care of themselves.

Example:

That one guy always online World of Warcraft who one shots you as a DK
Guy1: Haha! You’re just mad cuz you bad! You don’t have dragon hide armor or even one million experience hahahaha

Guy2: Quit being a Baby Klaus

——

Guy1: Why would you throw the game in like that dude?
Guy2: Because you can’t play a support role you autistic liberal, you threw the game when you selected that character hahaha

Guy1: What? I was doing my role?
Guy2: *Repeatily using words that would clearly end in a mute*

-Next Day-

Guy2: WHAT I WAS MUTED? HOW DARE THEY I WAS ONLY DOING MY JOB *ReeeEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!*

Guy in Discord: .... That’s because you’re a Baby Klaus.
by ThatOneChickLmaO November 10, 2018
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Klassy

adj. used as a take off of the word, "classy." Klassy people have a lot of money, but they do not use it in the, "classy," way people with money should spend it. If they spend ridiculous amounts on: flashy bags that have the label stamped everywhere on it, an ugly house next to a highway but is HUGE, slutty lingere made out of diamonds, etc. that is someone you would refer to as, "classy with a capital K."
klassy girl: HEY GUYS LOOK AT MY NEW COACH BAG ISN'T IT ADORRRRABLLEEEEEEE LOL I LOVE HOW THERE ARE C'S EVERYWHERE IT SHOWS THAT I CAN AFFORD DESIGNER NAMES, BECAUSE IF I DIDN'T HAVE CLOTHES WITH LABELS ON THEM PEOPLE WOULD ASSUME I WAS A PROSTITUTE.

*most reality show tv stars
by goldin February 21, 2011
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Klassen

To give sensible, honest, rational, yet extremely vexatious advice to someone. Often comes in the form of inspirational quotes or logical solutions.
"Fuck you, stop Klassening me and go buy me some beer."
"Will you fuck off and stop trying to yank on the wheel while I drive?" "God, you're always Klassening me."
by fordjanet November 30, 2013
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Kwanza Klause

a tall skinny black man that comes into your house during kwanza, and plays the bongos. the only gift he gives is the gift of good music.
i walked downstairs last night, and to my suprise, Kwanza Klause was playing the bongos.
by music is my soul December 10, 2008
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