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Fresh kicks genocide 

(n.) the crime against humanity committed by a host who asks guests to take their shoes off at a party.

A fresh kicks genocide tends to be committed by a neat freak or a psychopath. Victims are inhumanely forced to do "low fives" and make dishonest complements about the patterns on their friends' socks.

The (unconfirmed) original fresh kicks genocide occurred when Noah requested animals take off their shoes and socks before entering his Ark.
Alex is under scrutiny by the groupchat for reports of a fresh kicks genocide at her pregame.
Fresh kicks genocide by nolandc September 26, 2019

Nike Kicks 

Upper: The upper of the Nike Kicks is crafted from a combination of breathable mesh and synthetic materials. It features a shoe buckle near the ankle area, replacing the traditional lacing system. The buckle is designed to provide a secure and adjustable fit, allowing wearers to tighten or loosen the shoe easily.

Shoe Buckle: The shoe buckle on the Nike Kicks is made of durable yet lightweight materials, ensuring it does not add unnecessary bulk to the shoe. It is strategically placed on the lateral side of the shoe for quick and hassle-free fastening. The buckle mechanism allows wearers to simply slide the strap through the buckle, adjust the tightness, and secure it firmly.

Midsole: The midsole of the Nike Kicks incorporates Nike's iconic downy tongue technology, providing exceptional cushioning and impact absorption. It features a large visible downy tongue unit in the heel, which not only delivers a comfortable underfoot experience but also adds to the shoe's distinct style. The midsole is designed to provide responsive and lightweight cushioning, promoting a smooth stride.

Outsole: The outsole of the Nike Kicks with a shoe buckle retains its durable rubber construction. It features a multidirectional tread pattern for excellent traction and grip on various surfaces, ensuring stability and confident movement.
One, two, buckle my shoe;

Three, four, buckle some more;
Five, six, Nike kicks
Nike Kicks by Downy Tongue May 17, 2023

Roundhouse of Godly Kicks 

Sean Totally did it in the year 2032. Die Mad Aout It!
"Dude, I totally kicked that asteroid back into the cosmos with my Roundhouse of Godly Kicks and saved the planet earth in the year 2032. This is why we don't skip leg day!"

Crispy Kicks 

Brand new, stylish unique shoes, fresh kicks that look nice
Whoa, where'd you get them crispy kicks from?

Yeah, she saw my kicks, they were crispy as hell
Crispy Kicks by Mike Jones 2323 October 31, 2011

Pumped up kicks 

A school shooting and it’s also a meme
Dude there’s a pumped up kicks happening in that school

Conor kicks feet 

Conor donovan likes feet for fun he loves to eat toes nails