Keyfart

To forget that one is holding down a key on the keyboard. When performing unusual or complex keypress combinations, it is easy for one to actually forget one is pressing a key, and keep it held down with their finger. When this happens, they may believe that their application is glitching by continually performing one action, such as printing a long line of "z". Depending on the situation, it may actually take a few moments for the user to think about the problem and find the solution to it.

I was wondering why my my pages kept scrolling down without my permission, then I realized I was doing a keyfart on the down arrow.

by JL_Harkster October 18, 2006

keydiot

Someone who can't seem to manage their encryption keys correctly.

Look, it's not that hard to rotate encryption keys. If he can't manage to do it, he's just a keydiot.

by DanteSmart September 26, 2012

Keyfraud

Someone who pretends to be another person or claims to have gained certain accomplishments via internet (esp. social networking site comments) of which have not been proven to be gained in his/her actual life.

Also (derived from) Keyboard fraud

Example 1

Keyfraud: I hope you know that I am the owner of this site and I can have your account deleted if you keep talking shit

User1: Yeah sure you're the owner, prove it!

Example 2

Keyfraud: you don't know shit about how to fight. I have a 10th degree blackbelt in kyokushin karate and I have trained mma for 15 years and I've won competitions around the world. The shit you showed in this video wouldn't work in a real fight

User1: yeah right, how about you upload a video and prove that by showing us what you've won, anyone can type shit up through a keyboard

by R19H92 February 27, 2013

Kerfingus

A walrus like vagina that oozes froyo while ejaculating. It is often found shivering and chattering its 17 rows of shark like teeth.

(Tusks included)

My kerfingus is really itchy.

I'm about to eat this kerfingus cream.

by BulgingButthole May 3, 2014

Kerfipersnickle

Kerfipersnickle; A word meaning nothing, but created to annoy people because they don't think it's real

Ian asked for a word he didn't know so I made up Kerfipersnickle to annoy him. Ha

by Depressinghigh June 15, 2015

Keyina

Who you are. The original, no faking no flawing. Genuine. A Goddess. Pure of heart. Strong. Loud. And Beautiful.

The day Christopher met Keyina he found peace.

Christopher Leak loves his Keyina

by BigBrotherDamu December 20, 2016

Keifinated

Where marijuana has alot of finely grinded particles

That pot is hella keifinated

by Keifinated April 22, 2017