jizzanthropuss

jizzanthropuss Karen’s daughter

Come here little jizzanthropuss tell this guy how you didn’t get to shake #42 hand

by Karen Hater November 28, 2019

jizzard

A slang term for Wizard, relating to "jizz", a slang term for semen.

...and the magical jizzard cast a spell on the entire town of North Fattyus Assius.

by Crabtree March 25, 2004

jizzacrunk

1. An episode of getting crunk or drunk involving jizz

2. A tasty alcoholic drink including whatever items that can be obtained, possibly including jizz

1. Gina asked, "What should we do tonight?" Kyla replied, "I don't know..." Amanda shouted, "Let's get jizzacrunk!"

2. "Hey friends, let's drink this jizzacrunk I made with Diet Mountain Dew and jello."

by chewinonthedicklikeapieceofbubbleYUM November 28, 2006

Jizzacino

An espresso based drink, made with steamed semen ('jizz') instead of milk. Often served with chocolate sprinkles.

The guy was an idiot so I gave him a jizzacino instead of the cappucino that he had asked for.

by StarbucksBarista March 26, 2009

Jizzasaur

A person who jizzes more than once a day

1. Dude! That guy is a total Jizzasaur.

by epicfff October 5, 2009

Jizzacked

To be jacked to the extreme or otherwise stolen from or taken advantage of.

Oh, in case you don't know what jacked means, it means when someone steals something from you. As in, I had a dollar, but my sister jacked it from me, now I have nothing but a deep seeded hunger for a dollar bag of chips and a half assed plot for revenge.

"Dude, can I borrow your car tonight?"

"Aw, man, I totally would, but the car totally got Jizzacked last night when we were at the hipster douche poetry reading reviewing our screen plays and drinking our over priced lattes. "

"Bummer, brah!"

by The Blue Pheonix April 28, 2013

jazzarific

Jazzy. but also terrific

mad and tinu are, like, so jazzarific

by Mad And Tinu May 14, 2003