Jumping Trumpet

Where your kid or little brother/sister jumps on you to wake you up in the morning and you release gas.

"My son woke me and Frank up with a jumping trumpet...Ew those beans hit Frank hard last night"

by Rj the god January 16, 2008

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jumping std

a whore that is usually ugly and either fat or anorexic; so dirty that you might actually contract an std by walking past her; her std's "jump" off her body onto yours as you walk past

Anna is such a jumping std, she tried to give me her std's today in the commons but I ran away from her.

by knable'11 April 21, 2008

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jumping the shark

Lamest term in the television industry according to comedian Chris Wylde.

by MoonKnight January 19, 2003

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While some people may think it is a sport, it is not. It is reserved for little kids, rockey, and older people that have no life. Usually performed by females, some males may also jump rope. they are just like male cheerleaders; just because they say they're doing it because theres a bunch of girls, they're really gay and we all know it. While the whirring noise of the rope wizzing past ones head may induce feelings of euphoria, it is not recommended for anyone trying to get laid by a legal aged specimen of the opposite sex

"O shit, did you see Bill jumping rope?"
Yeh i did, what a fag.
"but there's a few girls, he says he is gonna get with one of them."
No, he's been doing this his whole life and never touched their pussy, he is gay, he jumps rope.
"But that girl over there likes it"
yeh but she's 12.
"good point, bill is gay"

by dirtymike72 January 18, 2009

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