by Purple Monster May 13, 2009
The size of you're male genitalia.
by sss.meee.deeeeee. June 05, 2010
Guy: Hey Will pass the salt dude.
Will: he he i'll assualt you in a minute.
Guy: Your so fucking gay man, go kill yourself you will jokeing piece of shit.
Will: he he i'll assualt you in a minute.
Guy: Your so fucking gay man, go kill yourself you will jokeing piece of shit.
by Lord Kenzington September 25, 2004
by Blue man for life January 15, 2008
As you know a joke is something funny you say to someone... So I thought I would share a few jokes! These are either original ones that we all know... Or ones that we all knew that have been changed to make them even better... Here goes!
Bob: wanna hear a joke?
Steve: sure.
Bob: why did the chicken cross the playground?
(Silence)
To get to the other slide!!
Steve: nice! Let hear another.
Bob: what did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
(Silence)
I look Gouda
Steve: lol
Steve: sure.
Bob: why did the chicken cross the playground?
(Silence)
To get to the other slide!!
Steve: nice! Let hear another.
Bob: what did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
(Silence)
I look Gouda
Steve: lol
by Emo MCR lover August 24, 2016
Code-word for alcohol consumption.
by ash13 March 09, 2009