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the biggest joke is all around us, within us, exhaled, inhaled and eaten by us, walked upon by us, kicked by us, and {insert other similar phrases here}; it is the very thing that keeps us alive, and kills us, and gives us feeling and emotions, while taking them away at a moment's notice, and if you bothered to read this all, then you probably guessed i am talking about the very essence of existence, the life we live for a purpose beyond us, the state of being here in this world, which also includes you
life can be a joke meh
by pistachios January 8, 2019
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A Joke

A boy who will never become a man, usually with a name like JT, who fails at all he sets out to do.
Eric: hey Caleb want to hear a joke?

Caleb: absofuckinglutly

Eric: Jt

Caleb hahahahahahaha
by Purple Monster May 12, 2009
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Joke

The size of you're male genitalia.
As far as the bedroom went, Justin's size was a real joke.
by sss.meee.deeeeee. June 5, 2010
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will joke

A joke involving a play on words that no one but the person who said it laughs at.
Guy: Hey Will pass the salt dude.
Will: he he i'll assualt you in a minute.
Guy: Your so fucking gay man, go kill yourself you will jokeing piece of shit.
by Lord Kenzington September 25, 2004
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by Blue man for life January 17, 2008
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Joke

As you know a joke is something funny you say to someone... So I thought I would share a few jokes! These are either original ones that we all know... Or ones that we all knew that have been changed to make them even better... Here goes!
Bob: wanna hear a joke?

Steve: sure.

Bob: why did the chicken cross the playground?

(Silence)

To get to the other slide!!

Steve: nice! Let hear another.

Bob: what did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

(Silence)

I look Gouda

Steve: lol
by Emo MCR lover August 24, 2016
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Joking

Code-word for alcohol consumption.
"You coming out joking tonight?"
by ash13 March 9, 2009
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