Joke

Your face

"Wanna hear a joke?"
'Sure.'
"YOUR FACE!"

by Guy29 February 11, 2017

A Joke

A boy who will never become a man, usually with a name like JT, who fails at all he sets out to do.

Eric: hey Caleb want to hear a joke?

Caleb: absofuckinglutly

Eric: Jt

Caleb hahahahahahaha

by Purple Monster May 12, 2009

Joke

The size of you're male genitalia.

As far as the bedroom went, Justin's size was a real joke.

by sss.meee.deeeeee. June 5, 2010

will joke

A joke involving a play on words that no one but the person who said it laughs at.

Guy: Hey Will pass the salt dude.
Will: he he i'll assualt you in a minute.
Guy: Your so fucking gay man, go kill yourself you will jokeing piece of shit.

by Lord Kenzington September 25, 2004

jokes

to say something funny

Oh Nigga you think you got jokes

by Blue man for life January 17, 2008

Joke

As you know a joke is something funny you say to someone... So I thought I would share a few jokes! These are either original ones that we all know... Or ones that we all knew that have been changed to make them even better... Here goes!

Bob: wanna hear a joke?

Steve: sure.

Bob: why did the chicken cross the playground?

(Silence)

To get to the other slide!!

Steve: nice! Let hear another.

Bob: what did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

(Silence)

I look Gouda

Steve: lol

by Emo MCR lover August 24, 2016

Joking

Code-word for alcohol consumption.

"You coming out joking tonight?"

by ash13 March 9, 2009